Jake: I think we should kiss.
Drew: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.
Drew: Look, last night was a mistake.
Jake: A sexy mistake.
Drew: No, just a regular mistake.
Jake: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Drew!
Drew: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Drew: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jake: Wow. They sound stupid.
Drew: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Jake: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Drew: I guess you're right. Hey Jake, I love you.
Jake: See! Just say that!
Drew: Holy fucking shit.
Jake: If that flies over their head then, sorry Drew, but they're too dumb for you.
Drew: Jake.
Jake: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Drew: That's great, Jake. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Jake: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Drew: Okay.
Jake: And make out during the scary parts.
Drew: Th-
Drew: The scary parts.
Drew: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Drew: Goodnight to the love of my life, Jake, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Jake: My hands are cold.
Drew: Here, let me hold them.
Jake: My lips are cold too.
Drew: *covers Jake's mouth with their hand*
Jake: I think I'm falling for you.
Drew: Then get up.
Drew: Jake, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Jake, naked in Drew's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Drew, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Drew: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Jake: Hi, I'm 'things'.
Drew: Shut the fu-
Drew: Y'know what? I give up.
Jake: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Drew: WHY?!
Jake: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Drew: Do you want to know your gay name?
Jake: My... my gay name?
Drew: Yeah, it's your first name-
Jake: Haha. Very funny Drew-
Drew: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Jake: Oh- oh my god.
Drew: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Jake: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Drew: I said within reason, Jake. How about I murder that guy?
Jake: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Drew: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Drew: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.
Jake: You always act stupid.
Jake:
Jake: Wait...
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