"I'm so glad you girls agreed to be my bridesmaids! For once, my delulu is the solulu, and all I had to do is knock him out and then put a love potion in the water I gave him so when he sees me, he'll fall in love!" Cupid raves, holding onto Clover's shoulder. "Delulu girls for life! Come on, let's get into position."
The girls get behind Carrie as they hold flowers.
"You girls are so silly! I meant to take your seats on my side of the venue. There's no way I'd let you have the same view of Oliver as me at my wedding," Carrie says, creepily smiling at Clover.
"Oh, sorry. It's been a long day," Artemis apologizes, getting into a seat in the front row.
"We reveal ourselves when the priest asks if anyone has objections," Sam texts, looking at her friends.
The wedding music starts, and the priest begins the wedding.
"Since there's no one to walk the bride down the aisle, let's just get into the vows. Carrie?" The priest says, opening his bible.
"EEE! Yay! Ok, so, ever since you saved me, I've been pining after you. But now that our true love has come to fruition, I never want to let you go!" Carrie rambles, holding Oliver's hand.
"Ever since I looked at you for the first time, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind. I'm so glad I'm not dating that tramp, Dinah anymore," Oliver says, shocking Artemis.
"Oliver Queen, do you take Carrie Cutter to be your bride, for better or worse, until death does you part?" The priest asks, handing Oliver a ring.
"Yes," Oliver answers, slipping on the ring.
"And do you Carrie Cutter, take Oliver Queen-"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!"
"And if anyone has any objections-"
"We do!" Sam yells, getting up with the rest of the spies.
"You guys are supposed to be my friends!" Carrie screeches, turning to the spies.
"Not your friends, sweetie," Artemis says, her hair returning to its normal style.
"In that case, CUPETTES!" Carrie screams, waiting for the bridesmaids to show up.
"Sorry, but they're taking a dirt nap right now," Alex replies, ripping her dress off and trying to drop kick, Carrie.
Carrie grabs Alex's boot and slams her into the priest.
"Oliver, prepare the boat," Carrie commands, running to a car.
"Alex, are you ok?" Sam asks, picking Alex off the ground.
"I'm ok, but the priest might not be," Alex cries, looking at the old man's dazed face.
"The lord can deal with him. Right now, we've got to save my "uncle" before he ends up trapped for life with a psycho," Artemis exclaims, looking at a WOOHP helicopter above them.
"I thought you might need these!" Jerry yells, dropping down their jetpack backpacks.
"Thanks, Jer!" The girls scream, catching their jetpacks and putting them on.
The spies zoom off through the streets of Rhodes and then spot Carrie's car.
"Shit! Darling, drive faster!" Carrie pleads, pulling out her bow and arrows.
"Of course, Cookie Cutter," Oliver flirts, pressing the gas pedal and driving towards the harbor.
Carrie shoots an arrow from the passenger's seat, and it hits Artemis in the chest. It bounces off her chest and falls to the ground.
"Thank God these Graphene Corsets can arrow-proof us," Artemis proclaims, taking out her Environment Body Mist. "Let's see how much they like Ocean Breeze."
Artemis sprays her body mist, and tons of water comes out from the bottle, flooding the streets, followed by sand.
"AAAHH!" Carrie and Oliver scream, swerving the car into a nearby building.
The car crashes into a building but gets swept up by the waves and goes into the ocean.
"Uncle Oliver!" Artemis screams, running to the edge of the street.
Suddenly, the car is lifted out of the ocean and placed onto a roof.
"Shit," Artemis curses, pulling out her Concealing Powder Concealer and applying it to her face.
"Robin, you get Carrie and Oliver out of the car. I'll go find Artemis," Kaldur says, stepping onto the flooded streets.
"Hey, she's our baddie!" Alex exclaims, flying up to the building and racing to get Carrie.
"You two don't happen to know where Artemis is, do you?" Kaldur asks Sam and Clover.
"Nope. Not a single idea," Sam responds, acting innocent.
"Hey, Kaldur! Sorry, I couldn't answer your call. I was going solo while trying to find Uncle Oliver," Artemis lies, coming out of an alley in her normal Young Justice outfit.
"I get that, but how did you end up with them?" Kaldur asks, motioning to Sam and Clover.
"I was hanging out with them, and I got sucked up into their WOOHP summoning, and their mission just so happened to be about Uncle Oliver, so I went along with them," Artemis says, hiding her gadgets in her arrow bag.
Batman, Superman, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern arrive at the scene and see the streets of Rhodes turned into a little ocean. A WOOHP helicopter lands on the streets, and Jerry comes out.
"Well done, girls. Miss Carrie will be having her honeymoon in our maximum security WOOHP prison cells. You'll also be glad to hear that our labs made an antidote for the hotel guests and staff. We'll be doing the same for Oliver once he gets some blood tests done," Jerry says, walking through the water and motioning for the WOOHP agents to take Oliver.
"Oh no, you're not. He's Justice League, he's coming with us," Superman exclaims, getting in front of the WOOHP agents.
"He'll be ok. We'll give him an antidote, wipe his memory, then return him safe and in one piece to his family," Jerry responds, walking to Superman.
"You're not wiping his memory in any way."
"It's a basic procedure."
"I don't care."
Jerry and Superman start squabbling, and the spies leave to get on their jet ride home. Artemis waves goodbye to them, and they do the same.
"Do you think Kaldur believed Artemis's lie?" Alex asks, buckling herself in.
"Maybe. But there's more important news. I just got an email that Metropolis High and Gotham Academy are hosting a Spring Fling Dance on the 26th of April!" Clover squeals, showing her email to her friends.
"Oh my God! That's only two weeks away! We've got to get dresses for the theme!" Sam exclaims, pulling up dress shops nearby.
"Fly, jet! Fly!" Alex screams, making the jet fly to Gotham at its highest speed.
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Totally Spies: Gotham Gals
FanfictionWhen the spy girls find themselves going to Gotham Academy, and when a new sponsor funding WOOHP by the name of Amanda Waller appears, their lives begin to intersect with those of Young Justice. But they have no intention of joining Young Justice, e...
