"Drinks are on me!" Rick exclaims, walking into a bar.
"Liquor, vodka, and beer for everyone!" Captain Boomerang yells, carrying his niece.
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"You know, Harley, I never asked, but would you fuck Joker and Ivy at the same time?" Captain Boomerang laughs, slumping in his seat.
"DaMn STrAIghT!" Harley slurs, laughing like a hyena.
"I so wanna an iced espresso," Clover laughs, leaning on Sam.
"Then go call your boyfriend!" Alex exclaims, drinking a beer bottle.
"Yeah!" Clover cheers, calling her boyfriend.
"Hi, babe," Icicle Junior answers, lying in bed.
"Meet me at my house, and don't forget to bring your popsicle, hahaha!" Clover says, hanging up on her boyfriend.
"Klari, I want to cuddle with you. Can you heat up my bed, please?" Alex whines, summoning her witch boyfriend.
"It's not fair! Why aren't you hugging me back, Jimmy!" Sam wails, hugging a chair.
"Clover's phone should be in here according to the Find My iPhone app," Hal says, walking into the bar. "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Victory drinks!" Everyone exclaims, drunkenly cheering.
"Good lord, Barry, get the girls. I've got the car," Hal says, walking out of the bar.
"Come on, girls. Drinking time is over," Barry states, picking up Sam.
"Hey, drinking isn't over till I say it is," Captain Boomerang slurs, trying to throw a punch but missing and face-planting into the ground.
"BOOM! HAHA!" Harley yells, leaning back on her chair.
"Bye-bye," Nanaue says, handing Alex and Clover to Barry.
"Good shark," Barry replies, petting King Shark's head. "Hal, I've got the girls."
"Good, put them in the backseats and hand them a paper bag in case they throw up," Hal responds, pulling up to the bar.
As soon as the spies enter the car, they fall asleep.
"Somehow, I knew the Suicide Squad was going to be a bad influence on them," Hal says, driving to their penthouse.
When they pull into the driveway, they see Icicle Junior and Jimmy Olsen about to be let in by Klarion.
"Hold on, let me go resolve this," Hal says, parking the car and then getting out. "What are you three doing here?"
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Totally Spies: Gotham Gals
FanfictionWhen the spy girls find themselves going to Gotham Academy, and when a new sponsor funding WOOHP by the name of Amanda Waller appears, their lives begin to intersect with those of Young Justice. But they have no intention of joining Young Justice, e...
