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Bad Pick-Up Lines

Genre: fluff? Crackfic? Drabble? Suggestive?

This shit is short but AI gave me the stupidist pickup line ever and now I have to write smth.
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"Ya know...."

Angel muttered, taking a sip of his drink. Husk looked up from the glass he was cleaning.

"I'm scared."

"You said I was a loser... but if I'm a loser, then you must be losing your mind over me!"

Angel laughed, winking at the feline, who had a look of pure disappointment.

"That was the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life, Legs."

"Oh, come on! You liked it!"

Angel giggled again, laying his head on the bar and gazing up at Husk, who had the slightest smile on his lips.

"Hah! You're smiling! See?"

Husk scoffed.

"Ain't smiling. Aren't you supposed to be good at flirtin?"

"I am good at flirting, how dare you!"

Angel pretended to act offended, wiping away a fake tear and placing his hand over his heart. Husk smirked, leaning over the counter.

"Plus, if I said you were good and stroked your ego, something else might get bigger, and we can't have that, can we, sweetheart?"

Husk whispered, before shrugging and going back to cleaning the glass. Angel sat there with his jaw dropped to the floor, and his face a red hue.

"I- that- uhm-"

Angel stuttered, glancing away.

"What, cat got your tongue?"

Husk mocked.

"S-shut the fuck up!"