As they got up into the boxing ring i was looking and saw pure battle in the air.their hunger energy was leaking into the air.i could smell it
"Welcome fellow fighters. Get ready for a intense fight. Starting in 3"-robotic refferee
"2"
"!1!"
The battle begun.frank unleashed his technique. A little pizza slice.abt 5 cm. He went for evas mouth,once he got there he force fed her the pizza.she swallowed it
"20 kilos"-frank coldly claims
I saw evas belly puff up.and her face.she was lookin like nikacado lvl fattiness
"Technique manipulation. Fat burn"-frank exclaimed
Her calories got lowered and she seemed fine for the minute. But then she screamed
"AHHHHHHHHH"
"guess the "fire" kicked in"-frank
He literally burned her fat with fire.she looks like shes in big pain. I think he doesnt have any tricks up his sleeve anymore. He streched his arms as if he was done.
"3 2 "-robotic refferee exclaimed
"YOUR DONE FRANK. IM GONNA KILL YOU"-EVA STOOD UP AND TOOK FRANKS HEAD
SHE GRABBED FRANKS HEAD WITH BOTH ARMS AND.....(CUE IN YOUR EPIC MUSIC)...
"BLUE DEW"-EVA EXCLAIMED AS SHE BASHED HER HEAD IN HIS SKULL SO HARD SHE GOT A BLUE DEW
HE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR ALIVE BUT MOTIONLESS.HE SMILED.
(Narrator) A mukbang sorcerers brain instinctively uses max amount of calories for hunger if their in situations that are fatal to their health.its like a switch in their brain.right now frank in this situation instinctively powered up TO 200% PERCENT
"NAH WED DRAW..."-FRANK SAID WITH A SMILE PULLING UP HIS ARM AND PREPARING HIMSELF WITH A FINGER GUN. HE SHOT OFF FIVE OF THOSE MINI PIZZAS INTO HER MOUTH. AS SOON AS SHE DIGESTED SHE PUFFED UP LIKE A BLIMP SHE WAS NOW AT GORLOCK LEVEL.
"3..2...1!"-robotic refferee
"Thy battle ends in a draw"
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Samek kaisen
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