(authors note;were gonna be changing from thomas's to mias pov this chapter so just so you know)
THOMAS'S POV
As teach closed the barrier me and mia split up. We decided that to cover more ground. I ran to the left cuz i had a feelin the leader of them were there. I hope my gut is right. As soon as i made like 20 steps i feel like im being watched. Its a starry like presence. Idk it feels like im being blinded. I opened my first pack of gum and put 3 in my mouth. Even 1 is enough for your average goon. As i walk a bit more i see a dead end corner .as i stepped in their i saw a.... A HUMAN. As i went to punch him he spoke
"Bro im not on their side. Infact i want to kill them with you"
"Sure i trust you. Just prove it"
"Well if you wanna hear a sob story then imma say it . Before here was a plane that crashed like 1 month ago. No one heard abt it since badelov mountain covered the crash cuz the crash was behind it. Since then this became a scrapyard. In that plane nobody survived other than me and some animals. Specifically a gator a bullfrog and a bearded dragon. I cared for them. Even gave them my flesh for food.but one day these vugerdug psychos beat me half dead and took my friends. One day when i was half conscious i heard cooking and a gator squealing. They cooked my friends and ate them. Since they were cooked they turned into hunger spirits attached to me. And ever since then i was cursed to have a technique that they gave me."
"That was a lot. Sad too. But first you have to prove to me that youre strong enough for sesvete mukbang high"
"Sure. Trust me im built different. And sadly you aint built for these streets cuh"
"Hey man didnt catch your name"
"My apologizes brudda. My names chicka chicka lucius"
(Yes that was a eminem reffrence)
As the fight began i threw a couple of gum empowered punches. But it feels like theyre falling into a well. Like somethings preventing me from hitting him. But then it clicked. A bullfrog , gator and a bearded dragon. One of them have a defense ability. Its probably THE BULLFROG CUZ ITS MOUTH IS BIG. The solution to this is to move quickly and attack were the bullfrog isnt cuz the bullfrog surely is slow. I tested hitting him behind in his heel and it worked.
"So you figured it out"
"Hell yeah i did "
"Well the others are gonna be twice as strong"
"Domain expansion:starry womb of the saharian swamp "
WHAT A SORCERER AT THIS LVL NO WAY
"you surely dont think im that strong. I just used a binding vow to cut off my finger for more power for a domain"
I fall into a bullfrog mouth and see a womb baby hybrid of all the three beasts. This is TERRIFYING
(authors note:this is the epic)
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Samek kaisen
HumorA constructed smart parody. And a first in a series of...... Best rankings:71. Satire, 1. Gigachad,79. Sigma