I look at fran with despair and anger in my eyes. How dare he?! But also understand why. He did it for the kids. But im not so weakminded. I will win!
The kult runs off with fran and its only me and nikacado
"Hey a fun fact about me. I can stand while literally dying. So when i die. Imma stand"
He laughs
"Who says you'll die? Ill either kill you or make you give up like fran did"
"I DONT GIVE UP!!"-i take off my jacket. Filled with pins and patches of metal bands i like. Leaving it on the floor. And putting up a battle stance.
"You shall die today,miss smog"-he puts up a offensive stance. So heres our battle plan. I gotta figure his technique. And while that happens ill be playing defense. Forcing him to use critikal moves.
"Lets dance"-i say
He runs up to me . I dont get caught off guard. He slips on my jacket. I planted that on purpouse. I take him by his mr clean egghead. Smash him into the concrete and throw him away. He bleeds a little. But stands up and gets back on his feet quickly. Hes clearly a professional. He grabs a broken tooth of his. Brings out a cursed paper. And burns it. His technique is something related with that. The broken tooth is cracked and he eats it. He grabs onto a bench and smashes it. Eating wood. I stand there. Analyzing his every move. I kinda wanna intervent. But i have to figure it out. I just look at him. And lastly he grabs steel and bends it. Eating it. Then he reaches out his hand. And a spear appears. With a square like tip with four spikes on each corner of the square. He runs onto me
"YOU SHOULDVE STOPPED ME EVA SMOG!!!" he says. He grabs onto my shoulder and stabs the spear into my stomach. SHIT!!!. I gotta make a counterattack. I grab his shoulder and push my stomach onto his. The blunt part of the spear damaging him and pushing him back. I can move just the spear will intervent most my attacks. I cant get it out unless i want to bleed out. This calls for a ranged attack. While i think he pushes me through the glass door into the school. Grabbing me by my face and throwing me to the floor. The spear snaps. Only the hilt left. Im bleeding from my back. The front still has the hilt placed. But then i realized something. Grabbing the square with four spikes on the corners. It kinda looks like a tooth . His technique is RECIPE MAKING! he can make a recipe then eat the ingredients creating the items
"Ive figured it"-i say as i bleed out. Inside the school
"SHARE THE MESSAGE,HIS TECHNNIQUE IS R-"-i get cut off by nikacado. Pointing a finger gun to my face . As a response to that. I take the silver tooth and throw it full force to his knee. He crashes down to the floor. I grab him by the leg and run around the school. Making him crash into all the things i can find. I throw him upstairs. He looks angry as hell. Slight cuts and bruises on his face.
"NOW, I SHALL BURN YOU AND THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND. SINCE YOU COULDNT MAKE IT EASY!!"-he thinks everything is easy for him
"Sure buddy. Keep that going and ill be the one attending your funeral. I like that attitude. It reminds me of someone"-infact the one who it reminds me of.......is me
But i grew from that, NOT HIM!! right?!?! Im better than him in every way, theres no doubt about that......right?
I feel slightly skeptical about myself. Like i dont believe i can finish him. Maybe i aint good enough. But we'll see.
He cooks another paper. Another recipe to be made. Its time for me to launch the offense. I run upstairs and punch him in the gut. Pushing him to the window. I start barraging him with fists. He breaks the oncoming attack with grabbing one of my fists with his hand and cracked my finger. Bleeding from it. The blood lands on his hand. He consumes it and thats the first ingredient. I screech of pain. With my other hand i push my self out of his line of sight. Running to the bathroom. I see a janitor there. The only one unaware of the situation. I hide into a stall. Hearing nikacados footsteps. I peek through the key hole and look
The janitor is pushed by nikacado. Pushing his headphones off
"Where is miss eva?"-nikacado asks in a sultry tone
"I dunno. Im just a janitor workin here."
"Stop lying! She ran here"-he grabs the man by the neck.
"I dont know. Really!"-he tries to get out of the literal chokehold.
"Ok. Youre useless then"-he punches the gut. Literally destroying his body to blood and guts. Only his head left.
"Maybe not so useless after all."- he barfs blood onto the head of the janitor. I look with a disturbed face.
"And lastly,a lighter"-he lit the blood making it boil. And throws it on the floor
* KABOOM *
the bomb blows up a third of the school. Nikacado running before that. I was thrown onto him . Shrapnel and a blown off leg. Im gonna die liek this. I grab him by the leg. And throw him to the bottom floor. Where he threw the spear at me. I get the spear. And raise it upwards.
"I figured you out"-i smirk. I realized his weakness.
(Narrator)
Recipe making is a original technique made by nikacado. It has very few weaknesses. And in this battle it shines since eva has not revealed her technique yet. Its only hunger energy punches and kicks shes been sending. Which does do damage. But she hasnt revealed her cards yet. Although. There is a big weakness that recipe making has. Its after effects. The hunger energy filled weapons and things created. Stay after theyre usage. And since its hunger energy. Any sorcerer can take it..
......AND HEAL THEMSELVES. AND SO ROUND 2 BEGINS(back to eva)
I take all the shrapnel and the spear. Healing myself completely
"Time for me to show my cards."- i get on my feet.putting a fighting stance
"Sure. Then ill just figure you out"-hes about to run up to me. I prepare a finger gum while he runs. And
"Curse technique:disgusting entandra"- a taki shoots out. Hitting him in the head. CRITIKAL STRIKE!!. I run up to him and start a combo while hes dazed. I sweep his legs then grab them by the legs. Spinning him around , his feet are off the ground😈(reffrence). And i throw him to the gym room. For p.e . And i turn on a random like interactive stage. It appears to be a jungle with a few hunger spirits. And he gets back on his feet. I prepare another shot with a taki this time enhanced. And i shoot it. He stops it with his fist and swallows it. Almost dying and gagging of disgust. The spirits lash out on him in his weakened state. And i prepare another attack. This time its a charged beam of sour cream and onion meatloaf with bbq sauce. I go
"Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAA"- AND BLAST IT ON HIM. HE SWALLOWS IT ALL. BUT STILL DAMAGING HIM HARD. HIS SKIN PEELED. AND HIS HUNGER ENERGY DEPLETED FROM MY ATTACK. IT ON HIS BENEFIT KILLED THE SPIRITS.HE PUTS UP A DEFENSIVE STANCE. HES FLESH AND BONE. WITH BITS AND PIECES OF SKIN. HE ATTACKS ME. HES SO CLOSE TO DYING. I CANT BELIEVE IT. I DID IT. BUT HE BITES ME!! WHAT?!??! HE SWALLOWS THE SKIN AND HEALS A PART OF HIMSELF. HE TAKES A PIECE OF THE DEAD CURSE. AND STABS ME DOWN ON THE FLOOR. HE THEN CHANTS
"i for one am suprised by the strength you have showed me. But my mind is unclouded. Pure . And i won.you may not think it. But i did"
Huh?!?! Hes literally dying here. Whats this on about!!
"Oh pact of knowledge of warfare. It gave me the tools to kill everyone here. Including you eva,now die"
"Ultimate technique: cheesy poofs with sour cream bbq. With a side of human flesh . Death and destruction. A attack of nuclear impact. "
He starts levitating. Pointing his hands up and down(BRO IS NOT GOJO). A BOMB OF AL LTHE THINGS MENTIONED EXPLODES THE SCHOOL TO ASH. i stand there. Half dead. And nikacado walks away. The kids are in the basement so theyre safe. The school bell falls. Ringing one last time. Now we know......for whom the bell tolls!!
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Samek kaisen
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