(samek pov)
I found our hotel named dance macabre. It's theme is a french luxury hotel with a downstairs basement museum.i went to the receptionist and asked for
"Can i have rooms 27-28-29-30-32-33 and 34 for me. Heres the reservation on my phone"
"Ok heres your keys"- grabs keys and puts them on the desk
"Dibs on 27!!!!"-lucius said quickly and grabbed the key
"Ok ok anyone else want a room or am i gonna hand them out in the order i decide. Theyre all the same anyway"
* They all grab their keys that they want without even answering except baldwin and loni who politely asked for their key. We all head to our rooms . Im going to do my little skin care routine. Hope the students luck that they dont encounter a hunger energy user.
(loni pov)
so i went to my room. inside their was a king sized bed with a painting of a river streaming downwards to a house. a tv and a vinyl player. and a few little furniture placements. i turned the tv on too check the hotel news
(theres a channel that they have so they ppl know whats happening inside the giant hotel)
"all today, we will have a lockdown at 6 pm . its a drill incase of disasters"
"todays event will be the art gallery downstairs. you will be able to see art from all around the world, your choice of dinner today is curry from india"
imma start a group call i gotta notify everyone. lemme just
*ring ring* *ring ring*
"what do you need"-mia
*thomas,baldwin joins*
"theres gonna be a -
"what is needed loni from the mcdonalds family"-baldwin
"bro im tryna watch a movie"-unexpectedly michelle joins in
"10 killstreak!!!!"-lucius has a game playing and hes talking shit through the microphone
"so guys, theres gonna be a lockdown in like 20 minutes. i would advise to go downstairs to reception to get more info"-loni
"ooooooookay"- michelle says with boredness . like its so noticable
"well i shall lets meet up at thy reception on floor zero"-baldwin speaks fancy
"ok cya im goin down"- lucius easily wiped the floor in the game and immediatly went on the stairs
*call ended*
we all went downstairs and met up at the reception desk. we saw a old lady eating a choco cake with cherry liquid inside it.
"oh hello what do you need"- she continues munching the cake
"could you inform us more abt the lockdown"
*!!LOCKDOWN INITIATED GO BACK TO YO ROOMS!!!*
"too late children buh bye"
she went back to her little break room. we were dissapointed with frowns on our faces.
"OOOOH SHIIIIT"- WE HEARD A FEW VOICES FROM UPSTAIRS
on the ground fell thomas and mia with blood all over them. they were scared shitless like they saw a tornado with lightning or sum(idk what im flippin sayin by now). they came closer to us and then thomases leg cranked upside down, same happened with mias arm. but no bleeding even tho the leg was deformed. just a lil blood hole in the leg nothing big. about a ants size. same with mias arm. we looked up to see the apartment melting to bits of red liquid. soon enough the others got the same blood patch began contorting and twisting. in this terrifying moment michelle said.
"guys from the reception break room theres a few bullet like holes from the window. and look . our bloods stickier than ever. "- michelle took the blood and suprisingly there wasnt a blood hole it was like fake. she soon came to the realization after licking the strange maroon blood.
"GUYS. THIS IS THE OLD RECEPTIONIST CHERRY LIQUID FROM THE CAKE. SHES THE SORCERER. SHE SHOT CHERRY BITS TO CONTROL OUR LIMBS AND ORGANS. WE HAVE TO LICK THE CHERRY OUT OF OUR SKIN TO BE SAFE".
they all started licking the cherry bits off and soon enough the skin contorted back to normal". but still theres the problem of the melting hotel. we have to kill the granny
we pushed the door to no prevail. we kept pushing and pushing until it was too late. everyone was already stickified into the cherry. everyone except thomas. or to be in detail thomases head. he didnt know where to shoot his last gum through the broken window . but he took his luck and...
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Samek kaisen
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