(samek pov)
I was waiting at velika gorica for the kids to arrive. I already bought tickets for all of them. They dont know that. That was a gift cuz idk i just wanted to gift them something and it came up soo yeah. Oh there is thomas,lucius and mia in the same car. Through the window i see them laughing and talking about something. I wave to them. They leave the car and head to me. Soon after the rest of them came and we boarded the plane
"Teach we need to buy the tickets"-loni said worryingly while we walked to the plane
"No worries loni , look" -handin out the tickets everyone is happy that they didnt need to pay for them. So they can buy more stuff like souvenirs. I sit alone while the rest are in front of me so i can "supervise" but actually im just gonna sleep that was to scare them. They look shocked when i said that. Ah well when they relaxed they cant stay concentrated in case of a plane fight.we left our luggage and took our seats. I put my sleeping pillow and started to sleep.
(Kids pov)
We headed to a big ass room with a couch and tv. The seats were great and we started to watch shrek and planned to binge dreamworks. We prepped snacks. Lucius grabbed the nachos mexican style and fried chicken. Loni took a few mcdonalds orders. Baldwin grabbed more and more fried chicken. Michelle took some drinks. Thomas bought gum for all of us. Mia is known for bringing cookies so she got a whole bag full of oreos and other cookies. And so we chilled.shrek 1 was fun the ratings are
Loni 8/10
Baldwin 9/10
Lucius 8/10
Thomas 10/10
Mia 7.5/10
Next was shrek 2. Lucius was talkin some shit like the climax is a magnum opus and a beauty to the eye. Some didnt believe it but here are the ratings
Lucius 10/10
Loni 9/10
Baldwin 10/10
Thomas 8/10
Mia 8/10
After a few minutes of shrek 3 all of the students got a heart attack and intense heart ache after. Not the normal kind. Like you instantly weighed a ton kind. The supernatural kind. Theres a hunger spirit or a mukbang technique user.
"Shit im paralyzed from the heart attack"-thomas said . He didnt have nothing to fortify himself from the attack. So he was paralyzed now. Lucius and mia went out to look for the user checking every seat. Baldwin loni and michelle looked on the other half. Both teams didnt find nothing until they went to the vip couch seats that they had . They looked until they found a vip couch with a fat fat man . His gut peeking out the curtains. Once they tried to pull the curtain they got hit with another heart attack. From behind they heard thomas scream like a girl
"Who knew thomas the self proclaimed king of selćina had such a girly scream"- lucius said while being in pain on the floor to calm down the crew. The fat man shrunk and they got a heart attack once again . Another girly scream from thomas. They finally got up and pulled the curtain both teams saw a skinny man watching corn with headphones on. They immediatly smacked him from all sides right on the face. He died and turned into a nuclear fat man. The heart aches seem to stop. He had the technique transfer bodyweight. Right around time samek came up and said to them.
"Kids dont make such a commotion we landed almost."
"But-"
"No buts"
"Its ok kids i get it"-he whispered at the end
They went back on the couch and saw thomas feeling greater than ever. And they landed in cleveland ohio . Grabbing their luggage they went to their apartment which was far away .long walk
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