And so i lounged there for a good hour waiting for michelle obama. And then she banged through the door.
"Hi"
"Ah well you ruined the door"
"I was in a hurry so yeah"
"I get you but take it slow. The more your late. The more i relax and let the other kids loose cuz im "interviewing" but actually relaxing"
"So your too lazy to check on your students"
"Hey you could say that . Or my way,my students are not learning so theyre happy. Win win get me"
"Totally"-she said looking at me with a side eye
"Oh cmon dont you wanna hang too instead of learnin"
"I mean yeah"-she lightened up
"So whats your technique"
"So idk cuz im new to all this but i killed a hunger spirit with my bare fists"-
"Coool. Guess ill have to teach ya fast"
"You have any relatives"-i said questioningly
"Well yes but theyre safe "
"Ok so we dont need to guard them"
"Yeah"
"And now lets try to invoke your technique"
"How. We dont have any food "
"Dw i got a extra fried chicken from the kiosk"
"You got a free food kiosk!?!?"-she said excited
"Yeah its one of our perks"
She reluctantly ate the chicken strip and held out her hands in order to invoke the technique. She tried the hardest she could and
"I did it loook!!!!"- a ramen cup was formed that she could manipulate the temperature at will .
Her power is temparature manipulation . She can create food and make it extra hot or cold. Nice
"Ok i know your technique. Its a common one but its very powerful. Temperature manipulation "
"Interesting"
"Your ready to go kid."
"Nice where the ppl at"
"2nd floor to the left"
"Ok byeeee"
And so she leaves too. Now time for uuhhh loni and shes from the MCDONALDS FAMILY!????! Man we have all the clans here . And she calmly walked to the interview lounge. She looked suprised when she saw the broken door.
"Hello loni mcdonalds"
"Well what happened here samek burger king"
"Umm one of your soon to be colleuges was in a rush so yeah"
"Mhmm"
"So tell me out of the 57 unique techniques in the mcdonalds family which one did you get on the genetic lottery"
"Ah well the thousand islands sauce with the mcnuggets technique on the side"
"Ah yes. Mcdonalds children can have two techniques ."
"Yeah it is a phenomen only seen in our clan"
"So what level of sorcery are you at"
"I am still trying to get a blue deww"
"Oh ok"
"And also for your achievments . What are they"
"In our clan we have a basement full of hunger spirits. I took the basement down myself"
"Nice. Well are you ready for the class wars"
"Ah yeah. The thing that happens once a year. I guess i am ready. Can i go to my colleagues now"
"Of course. 2nd floor on the left"
And so i left to see my class fully formed. Stopping at the kiosk for snacks for our class united party. We must celebrate before we attend the class wars. Upstairs i saw mia fighting fighting with franks student. He seemed strong. But i wonder how eva was doing. I guess we'll see tommorow
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Samek kaisen
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