(squad pov)
We are tapping our feet. Trying to pass the time. And then the flight attendent says
"hello hello, all people on this plane . It is brought to our attention that the plane ahead of us is the last plane landing on the airport we planned on. For unknown reasons. We will pass croatia and go back to another airport. And land there. We are sorry to bring this info"-he says in a formal attitude.
Dangit. They got to us. We start yapping on and on .
"Jeez this nikacado guy is really pushing us. We gotta find a other way out . The planes getting over croatia in a good minute. Were now close to italy. Which means we gotta move quick"-loni said
"Yeah but with our teach were as slow as slugs. We have to split him up. But know that he lands safely"-baldwin responded
"So whats you guys have for ideas?*
"I was thinking that some of us go and hijack the plane. And crash it into the capital city"-mia said with a mailicous smile
"NO"-they all say in unison. Mia frowns and pouts
"Oh come on. We'll survive"-mia
"But we cant kill people unless we are hurt by them*-lucius said
"Ugh,so laaaame"-mia
They all just side eye her and move on with the topic
"So i thought we maybe say to our flight attendant to land somewhere closer that isnt a airport. Like its a emergency"-baldwin speaks up
"Yeah sure. But the problem is were not some vip people. They wont give a shit about us and we need to go there quickly"-loni denies the plan
"True,but who gives a fuck. We gotta come up with something,and FAST"-michelle says
"Okay okay,i got this*-thomas smirks. And grabs 3 packs of gum. Takes 10 in his mouth. And places ten on samek . Then he grabs the last pack. And tells each one of them to grab 2.
"Follow me"-he says. They all grab two pieces of gum and follow his step. Samek in a wheel chair infront of thomas. They come to the bathroom
"What are you on about?!!?"-lucius taps him on his shoulders. Still holding 2 pieces of gum
"Just trust me"-he opens the bathroom door
"So i thought. What would be the most inspicous way to leave the plane. And i thought. Arent these shitters in the plane
Like connected to the outside of the plane and shit is dropped like a airstrike,right?""Im not sure of that myself"-lucius responds
"Well its about damn time we know"
Right when we are about put this plan to action , the flight attendant speaks
"The plane ahead of us has landed. We will be now passing zagreb and going back to split for a turn around. "
"Yes"-thomas murmurs to himself.
He breaks the damn floor of the bathroom. And behold is the sky.
"What now?"-michelle says. A little scare
"Jump"
He throws samek off his wheel chair into the sky. With a little more pushing and kicking down. Samek is deployed safefully into the sky. Thomas jumps after. They all go hesitantly . And lucius jumps. Adrenaline kicking in their veins. They all jump . And mia screams
"WERE GONNA DIE. WHATS THIS GUM FOR?!?!"
"to taste something good before we die. "
"HELL NO"
"JUST KIDDING. PUT YOUR HANDS WITH GUM IN THE AIR. "
THEY ALL DO AS TOLD
"Cursed technique. :gum manipulation.air bubble"
It envelops a parachute on their hands. They cant let go or they crash at max speed and die. Samek has been trapped into a bubble. Pulled by thomas . With all his strength. And thomas envelops wings. Using 3 gum for that. The rest 2 are for strength to hold onto the inflated samek. They shall land safely. They can see their hometown downwards.
(Eva pov)
I hear a crowd gathering up. Chanting. Me and fran brotein are waiting infront to defend. It looks like a damn cult. Hoods and cloaks dawning all over. But theres a outlier. A guy with a red shirt and grey pants. A buzzcut with a slim build. He smirks. Looking at us.
"Hello there"-he speaks
"Nikacado avocado,ive been expecting you"-fran brotein says
I look at him with a confused look
"Thats nikacado?!?! Well he sure made himself known since hes the only one in red"-i point at the man
"Yes that is nikacado. And yeah. He couldve hid and killed us in a instant"
"I didnt since i feel honored enough to sneakily kill the force of samek. He is now a shade of what he was"-he clenches his fist. Grinning wider.
"Now give us the intel on the other maps i europe and we'll spare you"-he says. Doing a 'give me that' gesture with his wrist and hand
Fran gets a little shiver. Feeling a pang of guilt at what hes gonna do. But he twitches and moves to the cult. Looking back at me. A tear shed
"For the kids"-he says. He was always careful with the new generation. Didnt want them gone. Wants them to be sheltered . So he did that....for them
"We need the other one too. So she wont tell. Now give us that and we will spare you"-he puts his hand on frans shoulder and points at me
"T-t-TRAITOR!!!!!!!!"-I SCREAM
he cant even say anything. He knows he did the right thing. But not in my eyes.
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Samek kaisen
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