(Narrator) Screams from all the divine and demonic hunger spirits waved like thunder on the vugerdugs. It was a blast as powerful to bleed out of your ears and so they did bleed. Mia looked to everyone like a hunter looking at its prey. She now knew she was the alpha apex predator here.she was the dominance in the barrier. And so !! SHE STARTED HER HUNT!!!
(Mia) They all bled . It was euphoric . Such a feeling of happiness hasnt struck me in years. Knowing now that i have a technique why shouldnt i unleash it. I stored my hunger to activate it. And so appeared some dough in my hand. I guess i had to mold it. I shaped the dough into a arrow. Blood from their ears had been magnetized onto my dough. It turned into TOMATO SAUCE?!?? My technique is PIZZA MAKING. NICE. Anyways i only now need the pepperoni and cheese. But i shot the arrow into a vugerdug. The leader was nowhere to be seen but i didnt care. When it impacted it chained to five other ppl and killed them. THIS IS EPIC. There was only the leaders top 2 and herself. I attacked one and he activated his technique. He punched me in the gut and i felt a drunk feeling in me and i gained weight. But i still could hit him and take his head. I threw the head at lightspeed to the other personal guard when i felt a sting worse than 15 hornets.
"!!!BLUE DEWWWW!!!!"-she spoke screaming
The leader hit me with her technique and a blue dew?!!? What kind of sorcerer is she.i stood there on my knees immobile. When i remembered the pizza is still on the floor. I called it and it made her trip. I broke my paralysis and bashed her head with both arms and took her head. I breathed in deeply and relaxed for a solid minute and then took the terrorism scrolls and went home. Jeez that was a lot
(Finally back to samek)
As i waited in my honda accord for the kids to finish they opened the barrier and i saw mia with two vugerdug heads and scrolls . Also thomas was with another person talking
"Well seems you guys had fun"
"Yeah totally"- said all three of them
"Oh yeah teach this is lucius"-thomas said akwardly
"Hi"-lucius
"And i found these scrolls with some plans"
"Well i think we can go home now"
"Ok"
We entered the cab. I got a text on my phone from the principal. THAT OLD HEAD KNOWS HOW TO USE A PHONE. I checked and he said
'get ready for three more interviews. Their names are michelle baldwin the 4th and loni.'
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS BALDWIN THE 4TH. ALSO MICHELLE WHO? OBAMA? man this school just acceptin anyone. Anyway i have to get ready for the interviews so we headed to our dorms and my teacher dorm and went to sleep
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Samek kaisen
HumorA constructed smart parody. And a first in a series of...... Best rankings:71. Satire, 1. Gigachad,79. Sigma
