"this was the act of a lifetime. You know"-the man continues to speak through the vcr. He's doing hand gestures.
-"I went through the most durable training. I am mukbang terrorizm. And i will commit myself to the cause. I am currently in boston. Tryna get to the airport. While youre still in cleveland ohio. In this dirty prison with your...bloated teacher. Tick tack,tick tack. Get going. And carry my weight. Its on him now. And remember. What happens on earth,stays on earth"-the tv turned off. A black screen. And before us is the biggest mukbang sorcerer. Bloated and spazing. Only able to look at us. Cant even talk. Thomas looks back. Seeing if this is some trick. No. It was just a clever move by this unknown threat. The famous youtuber turned terrorist. This caught everyone off guard.loni looks at the vugerdug chiefs
"THE HELL!!! HES TOP PRIORITY TO THE MUKBANG SORCERY WORLD. YOU CANT KEEP HIM SAFE IN A ENCLOSED ROOM!! YOURE IDIOTS. GET THIS MAN TO THE CLOSEST. AIRPORT. WERE GOING BACK TO CROATIA. NO MORE TRIP"-loni yells at them. A seriously pissed off look on her face
the guard stands back. A bit scared
"Stand back miss. We booked the flight already. We already know youre here from croatia. Its in 2 hours. And we'll get a wheelchair for my 600 pound life here"- he points to samek. Then looks at the other vugerdug with a stern look. Ordering him around. Finally they put samek in a wheel chair and let us go
"Goodbye sorcerers"-he said. Waving
Thomas spits gum on his shoe and goes off with the rest. They first have to make a call. But they cant use any phone. Since the us government would like any and all information about this secret society. They have been informed about the secret society related to food. So theyve been commiting espionage on citizens. So they go back to their suitcases. It was back at the other hotel they found that isnt with a mukbang user. They go back. And settle in they room. They only used it to store stuff. They put samek in the corner. He looks sad that he cant help. This feeling of his students being not under control. Its sad. He wants to keep them safe. If he doesnt. The new legacy is dying slowly. And he truly cares about them. He sits there. In his wheelchair. Looking at them setup the portable mukbang radio. They start to type in the number. Its eva. Mia picks up the phone and waits. The phone dings. Its answered. The call starts
"So miss eva. We have a mass mukbang report. Its really dangerous!"-mia quickly exclaims
"WHAT? IS SAMEK THERE WITH YOU?"-she questions mia
"Yes he is. But lets just say hes....compromised."-mia says with a little anxiousness on evas reaction. The call is in silence. Eva isnt answering. You hear a slight twitch then
"W-what happened to him?"-eva sounds genuinely scared.
"He got...bloated. and hes spazing. Hes alive"-mia responds
"By who?!?!"-eva asks
"Uhh a unseen threat. Nikacado avocado transferred his weight to him. And now hes coming to you"
"HUH?!?! WE'LL PREPARE. COME QUICKLY!"-EVA YELLS
"ok . The planes in 30 minutes. Were going to the airport. Bye"
The call ends. They all pack quickly . With no talking. Times ticking. They run to the airport. Samek being wheeled.they make it and board the plane without much pain. They sit down. Samek taking one and a half seats. Loni standing cause of her seat being occupied. They wait and wait. Tapping their feet and anxiously gesturing.
(Eva pov)
Im warning all staff. Running around and ringing the alarms. I go to fran brotein
-"Dude. Protect your students at all costs. The terrorists are coming!"- I said to him. He quickly nodded and ran to his class. I ran to my class and told them to hide in any imaginable spot. But first to tell me. They told me their spots and ran. One went to the bathroom . Few hide in the big lockers. Some of them under tables. I paid attention and kept it in mind. I grabbed my fighting fit. And took my steps outside. I was gonna defend the school along with fran. This nikacado guy isnt that much of a expert is he now? Last i saw him he was as fat as when i was bloated when back when i was training during that one fight. Back when i was around these kids ages. Its important to save the next generation . Both because it is our job. And cause without the next generation. The sorcerer legacy dies with us. We have littler and littler sorcerers by the generation. Since people are eating much much more. And body positivity is spreading like wildfire. So more people eat foods. More hunger spirits will spawn. And if they never change their lifestyle. The hunger spirit never loses its strength by loss of eaters. And sorcerers are usually rare to find. Only 27 new kids have been found in croatia. And theres only two schools. One by the coast. And one here in the capital. So we got half from here. And the coast searched everything for the second half. The terrorists are coming from america. That means it takes one day. But theyre already about half way through when the kids are just boarding. So 12 hours to make this a strong hold. And in that time i get to sharpen my technique. Its a bit rusty since i havent fought in years.
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