after the hard fight i sat down on the floor and slept. Yes i know unresponsible. But i woke up 20 mins after. The layout CHANGED!?!! I calmed down and went exploring throughout the maze. I saw a burger on a plate and ate it. Thank god it wasnt fake this time. While munchin on the double chicken cheese i heard a loud ass scream throughout the whole arena
"SAAAAAAAMEEEEK"-FRANK SCREAMED
"JOOOOEEEEEE"-some rando american
I RAN THROUGH THE MAZE. THIS WAS A BIG MAZE I DIDNT KNOW WHERE I AM. AS MORE OF THE SCREAMING CAME UP I CAME CLOSER . NOW THAT I GOT CLOSE ENOUGH I RAN TO THE NEAREST POINT AND SAW TWO MEMBERS OF TEAM JAPAN. ONE CARRIED A LOLLIPOP STICK AND THE OTHER HAD NOTHING.I GUESS ID TAKE OUT THE RANGED GUY THEN TAKE OUT THE MELEE. IF I GET THE RANGED GUY MELEEE WILL BE A PIECE OF CAKE. I RUSHED DOWN TO SLAM THE RANGED GUY, WHEN I WAS ABOUT OUT TO PUNCH HIM I saw a flashing dark green light
"SCALE OF SEAWEED DRAGON"
A NASTY DRAGON BIT ME. WHEN I LOOK AT IT A BIT CLOSER IT WAS MADE OUT OF SUSHI?!?! I KNOW KNEW RANGERS TECHNIQUE. AND IF I THINK A BIT MORE"NICE TECHNIQUE. TOO BAD IM YOUR WORST MATCHUP"-I said with a smirk while i stood up
"HUH,IS THIS GUY HIGH. NO ONE CAN BEAT MY TWO JAPANESE MONSTERS"-RANGER
"DONT WORRY EVEN IF HE DOES COUNTER YOU MY TECHNIQUE WILL FINISH HIM OFF"
AS SOON AS THEY GOT TO YAPPING I RUSHED DOWN AND BEGAN RUNNING
"HEY LOOK"-RANGER.
"OK FINE ILL SHOW OFF A BIT"
"TECHNIQUE ACTIVATION,PUFF CLOUDS"
I felt a biting feeling on my legs. Like it was sinking into a pool of piranhas. I looked down to see a white slimey goo.i was trapped in the acidic goo. He went up to me
"Technique activation step 2. Sugar rush"
He envoleped his stick with candy. They look like pop rocks
Then HE DIPPED THE CANDY INTO THE GOO. IN TURN INTO A POP ROCK TYPE FLAIL. HE FLAILED THE WEAPON A BUNCH WHILE I WAS STUCK . IM AT THE BRINK OF DEATH . HE DISSOLVED HIS TECHNIQUE AND I NOTICED THE DAMAGED RANGER PREPARING TO SUMMON. I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
"TECHNIQUE SUMMONING. SLIMY COATED STINKY MINION BEANS"
OUT OF HIS HAND ABOUT A THOUSAND BEANS GRAPPLED ONTO ME TO ATTACK ME . THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.
(narrator) IN the few moments he was attacked he got to learn their techniques. Samek realized that these guys all have edible techniques. Which concluded his answer to how to win this fight
"TECHNIQUE MAXIMUM. BARF MANIPULATION,DISGUSTING MAELSTROM"
I CHARGED A BIG MAELSTROM BOMB. IT SUCKED UP EVERYTHING EDIBLE IN SIGHT SHOT THE BALL INTO THE AIR AND LET IT !DESTROY!. I DROPPED DOWN FROM THE AIR. Tired asf. I saw the big mael strom rain down at the targets. The ambulance came for them shortly after. Once i saw my friends getting beat up by a HUNGER SPIRIT. I GET IT KNOW. THE JAPANESE TEAMED WITH THIS SPIRIT IN ORDER TO WIN. WELL NOT TODAY. The spirit had lollipops on their fingers.it seemed to be a high grade spirit cuz of its damage to us. I mean to my friends .
"Thank god you came. Frank is almost dead"-eva
"Yeah i can see him fighting"-me
All the americans are dead by now SO US THREE ARE GONNA JUMP HIM ALL AT ONCE. EVA PREPARED A TAKI DIPPED IN EVIL😈. FRANK SPAWNED A SLICE OF PIZZA AND I ENVELOPED MY FIST IN COLD HARD BARF. THE SPIRIT SAW IT COMING
"TAHCECHQEU AGSVATION, DOOMING PRISM
HE PREPARED A PUNCH TO ME . I TRIED TO DODGE BUT HE RETALIATED. I WAS THROWN OFF AND LITERALLY THROWN OFF. I WAS TRAPPED IN A BOILING GLASS. AFTER THE GLASS BROKE I GOT STABBED BY THE THOUSAND BROKEN SHARDS FROM THE GLASS. THE REST WERE DOING FINE. BUT THE SPIRIT IS JUST TOO STROMG FOR US. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN WE GIVE UP!!! I STOOD UP AND BLITZED THE SPIRIT IN THE HEAD WITH MY BARF FIST. IT WAS HURT BUT NOT FATAL.
"YGOURE STFFGIIL ALIVGHDE"- SPIRIT
"CANT UNDERSTAND YOU DUMMIE"
"YOULL DIE ANYWAYS SO SAVE YOUR PUTRID WORDS FOR LATER"-FRANK
WE ALL WENT TO COMBO HIM . WE KNEW HE WAS ON HIS LAST LEGS. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SAVE MY FRIENDS AND SEAL THE DEAL WE WERE ABOUT TO HIT IT WHEN
"DOMAIN EXPANSION, BOILING CASCADE"- THE SPIRIT INVOKED ITS DOMAIN!!!!! WE WERE INSIDE ITS BARRIER. WE WERE INSIDE A FULLY FLESHED OUT BARRIER SO NO CHANCE OF BREAKING THE DOMAIN. MY FRIENDS WERE TOO WORN OUT TO KILL HIM SO I WAS UP FOR IT. I CHARGED UP A BARF COMET FROM THE MONSTERS LOLLIPOPS I WENT UP TO IT AND (CUE IN EPIC MUSIC)
(flashback)
Father: what do you wanna be when you grow up
Samek: THE GREATEST MUKBANG SORCERER EVER
father : im countin on ya
Even if my fathers a jerk sometimes. Hes my motivation for going forward
(Cut back to present)
i hit him with. My palm in his chest.
For a second nothing happened thenKABOOOOM-HIS WHOLE CHEST BLEW UP FROM THE EXPLOSION. The domain broke as i kneel there. Tired but smiling CUZ I KILLED A SPECIAL GRADE.
"Attention. The game has closed. The winners are....CROATIA"
oh glory has gifted me. The rescue team has escorted us to the private jet. We fell asleep immediatly
"Hey man get up"- i woke up in my class dorm with frank waking me up
"What is it man."-
"the partys startin"
(Cue outro music with them being in the party)🎉🎉
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