so since were done with the first batch of interviews. The next batch is coming in later cuz they on the coast of croatia
(authors note:i had to make a excuse for someone to cook)
I didnt want to keep the students waiting i decided to take them up on a mission. It is inside of a junkyard beside the local swamp forest with the river vuger.its said that many hunger spirits lay there cuz there is a old junkie gang who like to stab ppl to death on their path to home. Then cook them for dinner. They are called the vugerdugs. So yeah were planning on a grade a mission. If i remember missions are graded from f to s. A being the closest to s. There is also the special grade sss missions which demand special graded sorcerers with elite mukbang techniques. But im not gonna yap abt that tooo much. As i prepare the files on the mission i stumble to thomas. He pondered a good question
"Hey teach. Is there a possibility that we get another colleague even after the interviews go by"
"Well there is a slight chance my friend. It happens sometimes that ppl who have some kind of power in their hands or personal hunger spirits that they dont know of. Those types of citizens are brung here to mukbang high for an bonus interview.then we enroll them or execute them"-said proudly by samek
"Oh thanks teach. So we doin the normal lessons today or something special."
"Im going to just say that today we'll be testin your guts"
"Oh fights between collegues, cant wait to beat that girl. Jeez i forgot her name could you remind me"
"Its mia"
"Oooooh. So thats how shes called. Thx well imma head out"
"Ok see ya in class"
I printed the files for the two of them. So they could see it for themself. I think they wouldnt be able to share given their "personalities".i printed it out and saw frank having to take care of his own class . It seems like their going to lunch to train
"Hey frankie hows it going with your students"
"Well i dont believe they would miss out on this lunch so they are STOKED"
"good luck frankie. Dont get them too riled up"
"Yeah i wont"-he sighs as one of his students demands to watch a movie while eating
I chuckled a little watching him struggle. Its funny to see frank be tired of everyones shit. Anyways i head to my classroom to hand the papers. I open the door to see mia and thomas fighting over what were gonna do today.
"Were gonna watch a presentation dummie"
"No teach told me were having a one on one against eachother"
"Even if it was it would be no fun cuz im too strong for you "
"Nuh uh"
"Yuh huh"
"Nuh uh"
"Yuh hu-
"Settle down kids. Today were having...."
"Fights"
"Presentation"
"A MISSION"
"Frick off teach"-they both mad cuz they didnt win the debate
"Calma calma dear students"
"Here are the files. Youll be attacking the scrapyard swamp next to badelov mountain cuz they have a few gang members who know mukbang techniques"
"Interesting. Im stoked. This is even better than fighting. Cant wait teach. When do we start"-thomas says excitingly
"When you are ready"
"So today"-mia
"Anytime you want "
"Yipeee"-a glow in thomas's orbs arise
"Anyways we need any preparations like food or smth"
"No i dont need any"-mia
"Just buy me two packs of gum"-thomas
"Ok imma go at the kiosk in our school to grab gum"
"Nice we'll check the files"
And so i skadoodled to the kiosk. I asked the lady
"Could you give me two packs of gum for a mission"
"Never heard that before. Gum is normally a sterilizer for hunger energy so ppl use it to deactivate their techniques and energy but ok"
"Ive got a special case as my student"
"Its always you samek who takes on the wierd students. Why?"
"Well i feel like theyre the strongest. I dont know i just have a feelin"
"It doesnt seem that way but ok"
She gave me two packs of orbit blueberry gum.i guess that will be enough for todays mission or so i hope. I come back to my classroom.
"Here you go thomas"
"Thx"
"So lets call the cab and go to the junkyard"
"LETS GO"-THEY SHOUT AND CHANT
They followed me to mr micheal our school cab driver to missions. He goes on missions sometimes but he mostly drives the cab. We enter in
"Oh hi. Where are goin today friends."
"To the junkyard swamp next to the river vuger"
"Wow. Such a tough mission for first years"
"Were rougher than most third years"-they both say together
"Really"
"What they say is true. They have potential of defeating special grades"
"Ok then i hope you get a nice celebration after this"
As we drive through we yapped a lot. Finally we made it to there. Our car stopped.
"Good luck"
"We wont need it"-mia
We heard a woman screaming "RUUUUN THEYRE HERE". It scared thomas shitless. In order to keep them enticed i pushed them in."WTH ARENT YOU GOIN WITH US"
"sadly teachers are not allowed unless you chant these words"
"Mukbang barrier open"
"Ok"
" I shall create a barrier to ensure they dont escape"
"Ok..."-thomas shivers a little
"Through caseoh and fat joe. Mukbang barrier close"
And so the curtains close. It starts. Hope they dont call for me just yet
(Authors note and leak for next chapter: awakenings of power and the meeting of thomas and lucius)
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