We wake up in a almost dungeon like subway. Deep underground. Train tracks.
Almost thousand people here. All who gone to that restaurant. Lucius looks up and says
"Guys theres a tv"
The whole crowd looks . The tv looks like its gonna turn on . We patiently wait for it to speak. And we hear a voice through the screen . It was the vugerdugs. Looking at the city looked like those bombing sites. And the hotel did explode. So they are behind this. . They speak
"Hello idiots of this city. We have gathered this event for our pleasure . Half of you here are our members. Pleasure to see you. The train is almost coming. Good luck here. A lot of unexpected stuff will happen. "
Theyre pictures just loom on there. Theyre preparing something. We are in their background. Most of them in goofy costumes
We laughed at their idiotic costumes. But most of their goons wear bandanas. And everything else is tactical gear. These seem to be high members. Wierd. Normally the goons are goofy. But now the big bosses are the goofballs. Oh well. We hear the train. We all walk closer. Then a instinct props us to stop. A zombified hand grabs all the people in front . Tearing them to shreds.
"Patience my friends. Oh yeah. We collected people from all restaurants. So talk a little . The train is coming in 15 minutes. For sure"
We were sitting there rambling and then finally. Just finally it came.We went in the cart alone. All this time we didnt notice teach wasnt with us but he was gassed too. This little problem has got us talking.
"Why teach aint with us"-mia questions. Her eyes with confusion
"Yeah . He was with us when we slept. Im a little worried"-michelle says
"Im sure he got off this scott free and forgot about us"-thomas says
"I honestly dont get it. They would like to trap him. Hes a very useful source to the mukbang hierarchy. He couldnt just walk off. But then and again he is more powerful than the vugerdugs. But we havent met the leaders. Let alone know their technique. So they might be just as powerful as a collective"-lucius speaks
"I agree. This situation is very thought provoking. We necasarily dont know what this event even is. But to see with this odd creepiness . With that zombified hand almost cutting us to a steak. I am just glad were alive."
3 more passengers enter. We move to the other side of the train. Almost like we dont accept them. The train closes. All those who stayed. Behind. Well they got shot down. We look a little deeper in the train. Afixing our gaze to the side walls of the train. It was stocked with guns like it was the day of saint nicolas but instead of boots with candy. Its leather straps with weapons of destruction. The adult passengers laughing at us
"Look a bunch of kids on this train. I bet 20 dollars and a can of coke that one of them is gonna die"-they all grin like evil. Theyre planning something devious. The other one glances at the one who spoke
"Oh cmon you cant really put that on them. Its only....THAT LITTLE. ALL THOSE FREAKS WILL JUST DIE BY OUR FISTS . I BET "
They prepare to fight. Glancing at the side of the train grabbing the guns and other melee weapons gettin ready to slaughter us
A speaker speaks banging our ears. It speaks in a excited tone. Never ever hearing a louder announcer
"Let the games begin. I gladly announce that so ladies and gentlemen. WE ARE GOING AT 200 KM AND YOU MAY BRING THE FODDER TO THE SLAUGHTER. "(Iron maiden reffrence)
US AND THE ADULTS STUMBLE FROM THE TRAIN BEING SLOW AS A SLUG. TO AS FAST AS A BULLET. DEATH AND DECAY HEARD AROUND. WE WENT TO THE CORNER AND ROLLED AROUND LEFT RIGHT.
"THOMAS GET A GUM. AND SHOOT IT AT THE MAN WITH THE RIFLE"-LONI SAID
"I COULD IF WE WERENT ROLLING LIKE IDIOTS. "- THOMAS RESPONDED
"JUST TRY. NO TIME TO ARGUE"-MIA SLAPPING TOMISLAV
Thomas grips his hands onto the moving metal. Hangs onto the bar for hands. (Yk what i mean). He uses one hand for stability. And the other to chew his gum. He is able to chew it enough to get the bullets damage. But then . The rifle man shoots his leg. Him falling down and now was about to be shot"Gotcha idiot. And what was that gum gonna do."
"This" -he spits backfiring into his friends skull . Now digging deep into the brain
"Mukbang technique evolution: orbit second explosion."
The mans head ticks off like a bomb . Guts and gum splattering over the rifleman . Now his rifle stuck to the ground. He leaves the rifle to the ground.
"What the hell are you kids."
"Not gonna say that. Its kind of confidential"-thomas responded while he pops another piece of gum. They caught our idea . Grabbing on and catching their breath. We both stand up. Getting ready for a gore fest.
"Youre dead . Y-youre dead 100% after what you did to my friends. "-one of the bald headed adults says
(Baldwin pov )
I breath in. I exhale out. This battle will be a gut punch of a trial. After all. The trains slowly losing its speed. From 200 to about 187. we still have to keep our composure. These are probably trained adults. After all theyre americans. Gun loving fighters. But also fatty pigs. Thats the like diagram. Everything else can be thrown away. So now. I clench thy fists and prepare to fry some brains. We start the fight. I crouch down. And then dropkick the guy resulting in him falling down. I stand up kicking him in the backside of his face triggering my technique and frying his body. Now crispy dust. I was about to hit the next guy when..... Someone hit me with a sword. Piercing my armor and making me bleed. Shit im weakened now. I punch him a few times . He dodges easily because my punches are slow. Then i remember. The final solution. This train is wooden on the bottom. I stomp so hard that a plank jumps up. I take it
Getting stabbed a few more times then i"Die.by my hand . That is what i say to you. Scum."
I DRIVE THE PLANK THROUGH HIS STOMACH. ACTIVATING MY TECHNIQUE AGAIN HE BLOWS UP LIKE A BALLON. I GIVE a sigh of relief.
"Come on guys. Let move on to the next cart. "
"No lets take a break. This has exhausted us all"
We sit down . Seeing a crate on our left. Opening it we see food. We take it one by one. I of course take kfc. We dine and sit down to chat....
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