(samek time)
"So George won huh"- i said . I couldnt really watch it cuz i was hangin with my students. To be honest i was expectig him to win so im happy that i was correct
"Yeah now its your students vs mine"- frank said. The look in his lapis orbs told me he had a feeling they'll win. But i know better.
"Man two of mine lost. But the best are saved for last"-eva said first with a tragic voice and then with pride
We picked out of a bowl this one girl and lucius. Lucius knows domain when he cuts his finger so its a definite win. But his moves dont have a wide effect. Only 3 monsters aint that much but when combined its quite heavenly. Although the girl seems skilled and what im hearing from franks yapping is that she has a "iron fist" and has a tendency to go overkill when barraging. Plus shes going for the record of blue dews. Her max is 3 in a row without using her technique. I kinda see lucius winnin but hardly. Lets just watch this.
(Lucius pov)
I enter the stadium. My fists clenched. And my friends ready to be summoned. This girl seems like the type to say
'i see red when im mad' but i bet shes all bark and no bite. But i atleast expect a decent fight. But honestly i just wanna get this done with. I already lost two fingers and one of them wasted for a immediatly broken domain. Ill try to beat her with only one friend . The toad. He has a power to anything or anyone it licks it rusts it hunger energy. The energy is still usable but only for super weak damage. So lets get going. The announver stated it and 3..2.…1 GO!!
i called out my toad
"イーザス"-he summoned and went to attack the target. His tounge silky crimson red whipping the target. She dodged most of them but then i told him to grab her. She expected a whip but she got grabbed and i my fist ran straight into her face. K.O i thought to myself. This was easy. I mean look at her . Her nose is like a crackheads when he had his first high. But then i started flexing. And she punched straight into my ribs. I fell down on the floor. She had silver food knuckles on so i feel like i cant breathe. Even tho toad touched her it didnt effect her silver food. Ahhhh this hurts. But i have a contingency. I know what to do now. I unsummoned froggy and got up. Step by step i felt more confident. But part by part im gonna fall like toy soldiers. So i gotta keep this quick before my ribs are out of my body. So as i prepared for the beatdown of a lifetime she said
"What you unsummoning for. Cmon youll die either way js atleast put some work into fighting. Oh i get it your one of those suicidal ppl. Wouldnt be me"
"Oh you got it all wrong . Lets fight "
(Iron fist pov)
I rushed to him preparing a jab with my ironified sandwhich. I started hitting him and he just embraced it. Not even fortifying his body just holding his arms out and killing himself. I hit 30 punches straight to the gut.and then 31 was a
"BLUEEEE DEWWWWW"
His ribs fell put of his body with a smirk on his face
(NARRATOR )
lucius was thinking about teach's words
"The more they hit you the more you get hunger since youre hungry to heal it by consuming then comverting it to fortifications"
"Uhuh"
He wanted this to happen. He reached 120% hunger energy in order to------
"DOMAIN EXPANSION. STARRY WOMB OF THE SAHARIAN SWAMP"
I SCREAMED THROUGH THE STADIUM
"GET READY TO MEET MY CHIMERA . ISNT HE CUTE IN HIS LITTLE WOMB"
"EWWW"
SWAMP LIKE GREEN OOZE EXPLODING FROM THE WOMB DAMAGED HER EVERY SECOND. MY DOMAIN WAS NEVER LIKE THIS. I GUESS THIS IS ----IS MY COMPLETED DOMAIN. BUT I STILL HAD TO SACRIFICE A LOT FOR IT SO I HAVENT LEARNT IT YET IT WAS JUST BRUTE FORCE. ANYWAYS FIRST STOP THE SAHARA. THE HEAT WAS SO BAD SHE KNEELED DOWN . THE BEARDED DRAGON WAS FORMING INSIDE THE WOMB. I JUST LAUGHED. THIS IS A SURE HIT VICTORY. NEXT STOP THE LAKE WHERE THE TOAD LIES. IT RISTED HER ENERGY WITH ILLUSIONS OF GOOD SMELLS LIKE A LAKES FLOWERS AMD THE NICE GROUP OF BIRDS SINGING. AND SO SHE TRIED TO HIT ME SHE WAS PUNCHING ME TO NO EFFORT UNTIL
"BLUEEEEE DEWWWWWWWW" SHE BROKE MY SHIELD IN THE DOMAIN . I GOTTA MAKE THIS QUICK BEFORE SHE BREAKS THE DOMAIN. LAST STOP THE SWAMP . THE GATOR IS HERE. THE RAIN MADE HER HEAVIER THAN EVER AND THE GATOR FORMED . THE CHIMERA IS BORN THE DOMAIN BREAKS. ON THE CHIMERAS BODY TAIL AND HEAD ARE HUNDREDS OF EYES PEEKING OUT. THE GATORS HEAD CONTAINING THE SAME HEAVY WATER. THE TOADS TOUNGE AND EYES AND THE BEARDED DRAGONS BODY AND TAIL RATTLING SAND ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY STRUCK . THE GATOR USED THE TOUNGE AND BIT IT FILLING HER WITH WATER. SHE NOW LAYING ON THE FLOOR THEN THE TAIL STOMPS ON THE GROUND MAKING HER BOUNCE CUZ THE SAND MADE HER SPIKE UP LIKE A BOUNCY BALL
"LUCIUS WINS" MY FRIENDS CHEERING ME ON AND PETTING THE CHIMERA
YOU ARE READING
Samek kaisen
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