(samek pov)
I catch up with the kids. Theyre going to the restaurant.oh ....OH...theyre going to hooters . ... I mean its gonna be a wild time for the boys. But i dont get why they didnt see the name. The girls would stop them cuz they think theyre perverted. I guess theyre that hungry. They enter in not noticing me a table from them. Wait ... Something doesnt feel right. My dad lead me here when i was a teen. Just not this restaurant. There was no girls eating. Now thousands by thousands. And working there. WAS MEN....they made the women come to ig. Thats why they are bigger in stocks this year. Oh there they come 5 men and 1 woman. WHAT BUT THERES ONLY 4 WOMEN on. The chair. This place is really blind. But its gonna be funny. They probably thought that thomas was a girl. Oh well lets look at how this goes
(The squadron pov)
(Side note : how should i call the pov when its as a group. And do you like the direction of the story. Tell me in the comments below. And sure you can ask questions about me and more things in the comments)
The waiters come to us . Thomas raises and eyebrow and freaks out when the guy waiter says to him
"How are you hot stuff"- he says with confidence blowing a kiss.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU TWINK FREAK"- THOMAS FULLY CREEPS OUT AND FALLS OUT OF HIS CHAIR
He tries to calm down and then says
"I would advise you politely to shut your dirty mouth and send me a chick like how this guy got. *Points at lucius*
Lucius did not even notice the waitress. He was tryna keep the laugh in his mouth because of thomas anger. Then he calms down as thomas did.
"Thomas you switched from 100 to about 30. Very impresive. I did not know you had the politeness in you"
"Just shut it and order your food with that chick."
Lucius turns around to see her. Blushing a little. Then says
"I would like fried chicken. Make it with mayonaise and ketchup and a sprite.""Thats it?"- she doesnt use flattery. Cuz she doesnt like how shes been called by thomas. She sees him nod and goes back to the cooks. A other girl comes up to thomas. .
"Now thats more like it"- thomas says
"What do you want dude"- she says in a flattering voice
"Uhm. A tasty burger but hold the tomato. And fries . And a coke"
"Sure honey thats it?"
"Yes bbg"- she blushes a little at his words. Him having a smirk on his face
(Authors note:IM FUCKING DONE I DONT KNOW HOW HOOTERS EVEN LOOKS LIKE . Im dying rn should i keep this)
Michelle and loni orders casually not thinking bout anything.
Meanwhile baldwin says
"Spare me the flattery gentleman. I do not care for Your hollow compliments. I just want fried chicken make it only hot wings. Thats it "
"Uhm....ok"- he is suprised for the 17th century dialect
Mia meanwhile sees the guy . Just the average dude he begins to speak . She notices a nose scsr and starts to flirt
"Hello s-
"I want a chicken sandwhich . With extra fries a milkshake and i forgot most importantly . You"- she says confidently.
"Oh uhm ok"
All of the waiters and waitresses left. We start to chat
"What an unexpected thing. Why is this american restaurant like that. Only hot people can be waiters."-michelle questioned
"Its cause americans are either perverted people or fat perverted people. Or just romantical idiots coming in here for love. Little do they know theyre paid for that.poor innocent souls."-loni said
"ACTUALLY"-thomas thought it was real
"Oh dang it"-mia said
"There is a good 30% percent they like you . You'll have to privately"
"Yessss"-they both victoriously say. Baldwin and loni laugh a little
A chair is moved to us. He sits in the chair and we look at him.. ITS TEACH
"Hey kids. How you doin"- he says with sass
"Good" we all agree.
A waitress brings our and teaches food.we eat it to the end.
Suprisingly all the waitresses and waiters give food to every guest st the same time and they close the store. By then we already ate
"Heeey what the hell are they locking the doors"- mia says followed up with a yawn.
"Arent you guys kinda sleepy"-samek said
They close the ordering place and lock it. From the anti fire smoke alerters comes a mysterious tear gas. We all fall asleep....
YOU ARE READING
Samek kaisen
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