My Dearest Rival

15.Shivansh

Sometimes I feel like complete shit, the pure kind of shit. I wake up every day, poop, eat, sleep and repeat the same process. I will be lying if I say I don't enjoy this process and yes there are times when I freaking hate this process but I like this process. But it is different today because I will be sharing room with my favorite enemy aka sangquake. I would have loved to share a room with my love agastya but annika would have murder me so I choose to live with my biker enemy.

I'll be lying if I say i am not scared, I am fucking scared right now, this woman who is quietly standing next to me is capable of murdering me with her eyes only. I don't know how I will sleep with her during the night. I have major trust issues with her.

What if she tries to cut my cucumber to take her revenge. The thought of her sleeping in the same room is a little scary. I know I have shared room with her but that day it was different and today's situation is completely different.

"You must have done some sins that's why I have to suffer this because of you" she said.

How the hell she knows about my sins. Yes I have stolen chocolates from children's pocket but I don't think that is considered as a sin.

"I have never committed any sin in my entire life" I said confidently. Her eyes narrowed and she shoot me a 'you are such an asshole' look. I ignored her like I ignore positivity in my life. I looked around the room and there is one bed, single, and I swallowed hard as I saw it.

"I am sleeping on the bed, you can sleep on the couch" she said. Her face looks like she is doing something great for me.

"No, I am sleeping on the bed, you can sleep in the bathroom" I said.

I am feminist, I believe in equality. If a man can sleep on the floor then according to me women can also sleep on it and not to forget women are more stronger than mens except for the one woman who is standing in front of me. I can kick her ass without touching her so I am stronger than her.

She once defeated me in kabbaddi........Moving on.

"Be a gentleman and sleep on the floor" she said.

"Gentleman is last person I want to be around you" I said instanstly.

"Look, I don't want to fight. I am already tired and my head is aching for god sake" she said in her lazy tone.

"I am also tired" I said.

"My back will die if I sleep on the floor" she said.

"I don't care about your back" I announce.

Look I don't give a shit if this is going to blast her back, I just need a good sleep because I am tired as fuck. If anyone tries to argue with me I will kick their ass. Right now I need sleep and more sleep. This time I am not going to sleep on the floor.

Ten minutes later:

I am sleeping on the floor because I am a gentleman.

Translation: Sangquake threatened to burn my clothes if I hadn't slept on the floor.

As I said, my heart is big, it is full of shi..... I mean it is full of kindness so I decided to sacrifice my dream to sleep on the bed and decided to sleep on the floor. I deserve an award for being the best gentleman in the world, I mean I just sacrificed my dream of sleeping on the bed so I deserve something. Sangquake is sleeping on the bed, her body is lying on the bed as if she owns the whole bed.

The floor is cold as expected. Sangquake gave me a thin blanket to cover my cover, it is fucking cold here and she gave me this. After giving me that blanket she looked at me like she has done some big charity.