"I can't believe annika 'the little shit' made us do this" crackyhead said this for the hundredth times. I sigh and put the book, i have been reading for two hours, on the table.
We are at the Annika's heaven aka her library. Annika called crackyhead several times to check library because she thought her library is at danger. I don't know why she had that feeling because it's been three hours since we came here and find nothing.
It's mid night and we are stuck here. Crackyhead's tyre as expected blow up as soon as we got out of the car. So i decided to stay here to spend my night because i feel so peace here but i have no idea why crackyhead agreed to stay with me.
Not to forget he has talking to himself since three hours and i am tolerating him.
Annika and agastya went to celebrate their honeymoon aka sex vacation, leaving the whole Library for me to handle.
"Don't you feel angry?" He ask me.
"Nope" i said as i sit near a table.
He looked at me for more than ten seconds.
"What?" I ask.
"Why aren't you angry because i am freaking the fuck out" he tells me.
"I am happy to be here"
"How so?"
"There are many books available to read. And my boyfriends are also with me" i say.
I said my boyfriend in front of my legal husband. Maybe i have gone nuts.
"I am going to jail today." He announced, not bothering to look in my direction. My eyebrows frowned as i opened my mouth to ask.
"Why?"
"Soon i am murdering your so called boy-----whatever they are" he rolled his eyes.
I refrain my laughter. Is he jealous because of my fictional man. God the man is really whipped. I am definately enjoying this.
"Boyfriends, they are my boyfriends" i said adding fuel into the fire.
"Husband, i am your real husband who have real dick unlike your book assholes" he argue.
Seriously? He is calling fictional, who doesn't exist, asshole. I can't believe this. He is crazy as fuck.
"A they are not asshole. B your dick has nothing to do with my book boyfriends" i said. It took me everything to say the word dick. I don't know what he might do if hears dick again.
What if he thrust it inside of-------moving on.
"Well, for your information. I have dick that can and definitely will satisfy you unlike your unreal cartoon character" he said.
O God!
My ovaries will explode soon if he kept saying words like this. Why can't he just shut his mouth and act like a civil human being for once.
"They are not cartoon character" i defended my book boyfriends.
"You forget the part where i satisfied you" he wink. In return i rolled my eyes.
I felt something twisted in my stomach but i didn't bother noticing it. After the interview we didn't had the chance to talk properly. Whatever he said there is still running in my head.
For me my life is my wife.
God who says things like this in fake marriage. How could he says that with straight face. I nearly had a heart explode attack after hearing his words.
I ignored him and decided to read the book annika suggested. She specially told me to read haunting Adeline. She mentioned it's a self help book, that help people coming out of the fear.

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