Finally Being Able To Stay Out Of Hiding

Chapter 5

       Edward pov

I pointed both hands to Tanya! "Do you believe this shit Bella? Can they not read your fucking birth certificate damn it for one. It's Bella get it right damn it all to hell Tanya!" I snapped out.

"Wait how do you know my name?" I growled. "Because you fucking bitch I'm Edward Anthony Mason Swan Cullens, although if Dr Cullens keeps it up I'm dropping fucking Cullen from my name damn it. You know I can go all hard ass on you fucking Tanya to fucking prove I'm Edward if you want me too." Oh I know.

"Oh remember when I fucking did this Tanya to prove my point and you told Stanley you didn't want to be involved in a fucking murder!" I even showed her my wrist and she come running for me and my wife snatched her ass up like Stanley and they locked eyes with each other and moved to what she was saying.

"Awesome! She wants to fucking to know what the fuck you think you're ass doing bitch his ass is mine!" I even cross my arms in front of me.

"Oh as you can see my wife is not burned to ash Tanya! You people will never fucking understand us! I don't get you at all and think I would even think of cheating on my wife are you woman all out of your fucking mind. Drop her Bella and come here and I want to prove something to her." My wife gave her a shitty ass grin and slammed her against the wall and pointed to her and moved her body.

Now stay your bitch ass there.

"My wife told you to stay your bitch ass there Tanya!" I wiggled my finger for my wife and pointed her to stand in front of and turned her around and slammed her against me and slid my arm around her waist.

"Now! Let's get some things straight here about me and my wife here! I got to know her from the inside out when I found her unconscious mind you in the middle of the ocean with her dad and brother. Now let me ask you how many females were aboard my fucking when I set out before I came back with my wife Tanya? Answer my fucking question." I demand.

"3!" She told me. "Exactly and they were my mother, my sister Rosie and my sister Alice not my fucking workers damn it! All males working on my vessel and I ran a tight ship and you know that and you know damn fucking well you fucking three couldn't exactly touch my ass or kiss me am I right and I would back the fuck away from all woman PERIOD!" I snapped out.

"Yeah, I thought that was kinda of weird even when you were drinking too. But I knew you weren't gay but it was like you didn't get turned on or something." I looked down at my wife and pointed to Tanya.

"Baby did you just hear what I heard?" My wife nodded her head and she started laughing and so did I.

"What's so funny?" Tanya asked us. "Boy did you hit that right top of the fucking nail. Fuck! I was not turned on by woman at all so not my type." My head fell against my wife shoulder laughing so hard.

"That didn't even happen with my wife in the beginning either believe it or not because I respected her enough and she asked me for help! So I kept her safe and that's all I was doing in the beginning and protecting her. God we became friends first and then best friends. The both of us weren't even looking for a relationship and we told each other that and why. Wow! Then wam it snuck up on us and we'll I asked her to join my crew and and marry my ass. This woman right here I'm not giving up for nothing and she's enough for me and something else I don't get with males or understand how in the hell can they relieve themselves I sure can't and never did!" I said.

"Wait you never jacked off ever!" I shivered. I squeezed my eyes shut on that one.

"Umm, please for the love of God don't say that eww!" I even shook my head. "I never take from my wife either! I always show her how I feel about her." I gently turned my wife head and slid my hand her neck.