As if | Max Verstappen

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it was the day after I had picked up Mango and I hadn't gotten any sleep last night because Mango had been messing with my feet and biting my toes if they were outside the covers. Lando had gone home late last night after he refused to leave his new best friend. he was close to kidnapping Mango by hiding him in his shirt but luckily I'm not blind.

my plan for the day was to run about 5 kilometers and then spend the rest of the day at my outdoor gym to prepare for silverstone. I was nervous about leaving Mango alone because in just one day he had destroyed my curtains, knocked over plants and torn things off my bookshelves.i got out of bed and walked like a zombie to my closet looking for some clothes i could run in. mango jumped off the bed and started attacking my ankles. I tried to stay calm and carefully lift him back to the bed but he jumped down and continued to bite me.

I was not a morning person and having a little devil biting my legs made me lose my temper. I ended up grabbing the first thing I could find and running as fast as I could into the bathroom so I could change in peace. i checked myself in the mirror when i had changed and i looked dying but it matched how i felt so it had to do.

I got out and gave Mango a quick cuddle before putting on my shoes and opening the door. the wind made it feel colder but it was nice so after I closed the door I started running.

there were already a lot of people out on the streets so I decided to run in a forest, partly to avoid all the people when you looked dying but also to hear all the animals. I had noticed that the forest and nature in general made me relax and be able to enjoy myself.

i had been running and just enjoying myself so i had forgotten what time it was so i checked my watch and saw that i had been running for over an hour. I started running home again and hoped that nothing had broken at home.

the drive home went faster and I was home in about 20 minutes and I hurried to open the door. the first thing I saw was Mango climbing on the cat shelf I managed to build but it felt too peaceful so I took a turn in each room and I felt a stench that made me have nightmares.

i located the smell and it was coming from my closet which i had forgotten to close. I immediately noticed that Mango had pooped on my clothes and that the stench had stuck to all my clothes. i took a clothespin and almost clamped it on and then i took a shovel so i could get it off. I was about to throw up several times but once it was gone I had to throw all the clothes into the washing machine.

I felt like I was going to have a meltdown over it so I decided to call someone. it took a while before he answered.

"Hello?" said the person in a tired voice.

"can you please come by. I'm going to have a meltdown soon because Mango pooped in my closet and now I have to wash all the clothes"

"I'll be there in 20 minutes"

"can you come faster?"

"for you I'll come at 10 Bee"