Gwen's Life Journal

Lukas... Don't you dare!

So, Lukas is one of those guys who doesn't pay much attention to his phone or his notifications. He's the type of person that, if I were offered a million dollars to call someone who doesn't pick up the phone, I would definitely call him.

The problem is that I tend to be a texting girl. I prefer texts over calls. He, on the other hand, prefers calls over texts. So you know that our communication is a mess. But it's still there, so I guess we are good.

The thing is that, if I want to text him, I have to send lots of texts until he notices because otherwise, I would be sending him a meme today, and he would be answering 3 months later. At first, I would get a bit annoyed, but as our friendship has continued, I have learned to make it a funny part of our friendship. 

One time, I did a competition, guessing how many stickers I could send before he answered. I got to 5, which got me bumped because I wanted to reach 10 XD. Another time, I texted him, but he didn't answer, so the follow-up message said, "Help me decide whether I should tattoo an iguana or eat it." And then, there was the time the follow-up text was an announcement that I was pregnant and that he had to be back in town in time for the baby shower.

His responses to these messages are always really funny, and as I said, I have taken this part of our friendship as some funny skit we do every once in a while.

The thing is that yesterday, I texted him, and as usual, he didn't answer, so my follow-up text was, "Hey, I'm getting married, and you are the ring bearer. I need you to start looking for a tux and be ready for rehearsals."

Eventually, he answered, following the joke as well. We then started texting normally, and I was talking to him about some future plans I had when I finished saying, "The best part is that my future husband approves." 

He then asked me: "Who are we talking about?"

To which I responded: "My future husband, of course. The one I am marrying. And you will be the ring bearer at the event."

To which he responds: "Oh, yeah, the one you've been hiding?"

Here, I sent him a voice memo reassuring him that, "You know there's no one. It's a joke like the other ones. I always add funny things at the beginning because you don't answer texts unless they involve drama somehow".

He laughed but then said: "I still don't know about the husband part, though." (I think he meant that I sent fake things to catch his attention, but he still didn't know about the husband part being fake).

So, as a joke, and I truly mean as a joke because we have joked using this phrase many, many times before, I text: "Is someone jealous?" along with a meme.

To which he responds: "Why are you like this? 😂"

To which I respond: "U jelly?" with another meme.

To which he responds: "Wow."

To which I respond: "You're not answering, though."