What if... (hfjONE-shots)

AU Airy Content House

Hiya Edgelings!!!

This is going to be a fairly short chapter, just a little thing I did for fun! It's inspired by the content house fics that I read on AO3. I'm just excited to throw all my AUs together!!! And there's a special surprise for you at the end!!

The AU versions of Airy I'm including are...

Aaron from the Dying Sanity AU.

Airy and Lantern from the ONE Lost Soul AU.

Airy Coleman from the Foster AU.

Airy from the Crime Boss AU. (If you don't recognize this one, it's because this AU is from the part I wrote for my second M.A.P. You can read it on my separate M.A.P. book.)

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A white room. Just a blank white room. White walls, white floor, white ceiling. No windows, not even a door. Honestly, it looks like a psych ward room. And it's completely empty.

Until it's not.

In the blink of an eye, five figures appeared in the room, most of them asleep. But the bright fluorescent lighting quickly fixed that. Slowly, they all began to wake up.

But one, who had already been awake, was blinking, trying to comprehend the sudden disappearance of the apartment that had surrounded him moments before. Once he truly realized what happened, his eyes narrowed, and his grip on the child sleeping in his lap tightened.

Said child was gradually waking up, squinting in the sudden white light, "...Airy?... Where... are we...?" he asked, looking around him at the blank walls.

"I don't know, Lantern," The massively tall golden lantern mumbled, eyeing the other inhabitants of the room with a mixture of confusion and suspicion.

The next to awaken instantly sat up at the sight of the unfamiliar room, his wide, terrified eyes darted around the room in panic. He began to tremble and murmur to himself, rocking back and forth while he cradled his knees to his chest. "Notrealnotrealnotrealnotrealnotreal..."

The next to awaken simply looked around in confusion, adjusting the bandage wrapped around the left side of his face as he did so. His gaze froze on the giant golden lantern who was glaring at him suspiciously.

One of his massive detached hands floated over to the bandaged lantern, who backed away in shock and fear, "What the-"

The last occupant's eyes snapped open, and he instinctively jumped to his feet, pulling his pistol out and gazing at the rest of the people in the room with a narrowed gaze. Much like the bandaged lantern, the left half of his face was broken, minus the bandage. His broken glass was out in plain view.

"What the **** is going on?!?!" He yelled, gripping the trigger of his gun with a steady hand.

Now that the five were all awake, an air of silence settled over them as they stared at each other in frozen shock. A stalemate of staring where none moved.

"Why do... they look like... me?" The child in the giant golden lantern's lap asked, breaking the uncomfortable silence.

With an abrupt popping sound, five name tags appeared near the ceiling and slowly drifted down, each settling in front of one of the lanterns.

The bandaged lantern sighed in relief as the huge detached hand floated away from him to pick up the two name tags that had landed in front of him. "Golden (OLSAU)... and Tiny (OLSAU)... What the heck does OLSAU mean???"