All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S3 Ep1~ ''Meet the Family''

A/N~ This is just a reminder that my favorite lines will be underlined, *** will indicate a scene change and italics will indicate a voiceover!!! There will be a lot of scene changes so bear with me.

~April 2, 2019~

-"Shit."-

-"I'm sorry. What do you mean, your children?"-

-"That's not possible, old man."-

-"I don't know yet, but it's concerning."-

~This lil' dance-off scene is an acid trip on acid (quite literally)~

~one acid trip later~

-"You're alive. That's...great. Or possibly horrible. I'm not really sure yet."-

-"It's more of an existential problem, really, Ben."-

-"You know, even though you're a total asshat now...it's nice to see you again, really."-

-"No problem."-

-"Go help the others. I'll handle this one."-

-"More like their ringer."-

-"Ugh."-

-"Hey, gross, all right?"-

~another acid trip brought to you by MCR~

-"The hell?"-

-"Delores?"-

-"[whispers] Delores?"-

-" Mi sei mancato anche angelo mio, più di quanto tu possa immaginare. Vieni da me. (I also missed you my angel, more than you can imagine. Come to me.)"-

~one imaginary makeout sesh and kick down the stairs later~

-"Luther, we're leaving! Come on!"-

-"The briefcase!"-

-"Where's the briefcase?"-

-"Shit, it's gone!"-

-"Vanya, get out of there!"-

***

-"No, not our best work."-

-"Okay, next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat."-

-"I think you're all missing the big picture here. If Dad didn't adopt us as kids, he changed the timeline. So who knows what else is different now."-

-"Sorry, Allison, but it might take me more than 20 minutes and a traumatic brain injury to figure this all out. Is that okay with you?"-

-"Okay. There are two problems with that statement. First off--"-

-"Time travel is complicated, people."-

-"And secondly...I no longer have the briefcase."-

***

-"Ruminating."-

-"Cut it out."-

-"Let's just think of some place off the radar where we can lie low and not draw attention."-

***

-"There were two entrances, by the way."-

-"Uh, meet back in the bar in two hours so we can make a plan."-

***

-"Let's unpack. Settle in."-

-"Yes, Luther. Isn't that liberating?"-

-"Hey, Diego. I just spent the past 20 straight days saving the world. Twice. Can I get five minutes to relax before figuring all the new kinks out? Please and thank you."-

-"I'll take a scotch if you have one."-

***

-"I am plenty happy. Had a nap and a shvitz. What does a man need?"-

-"So I've been thinking through our little timeline snafu, and I'm pleased to report that in my professional, expert opinion, we are totally in the clear."-

-"More or less."-

-"I mean, there is one...small thing. It's nothing we can't manage."-

-"Fine, Diego, it's like this. Dad didn't adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here."-

-"We just grew up in different places with different people."-

-"So where are they now? Odds are, we each have identical versions of ourselves walking around out there, living completely different lives."-

-"Okay, yes, technically, if you're near your doppel for long, you'll go insane. So, if you see your other self--"-

-"Avoid them."-

-"Easy. We're the Benetton ad of superheroes, born all around the world until Dad brought us here, which he no longer did. Doppels probably aren't even in the same time zone as us."-

-"Would you pass the moo shu?"-

-"I never said that, Klaus."-

***

-"The point is, we did it. We saved the world. We stopped the apocalypse. And made it home safe in time for dinner. So whatever Dad changed, whatever timeline we're in now...we can handle it. We won."-

A/N~ Episode 1 is complete!! What a way to start a season!! Keep an öga out for Episode 2.