Every line that Number 5 utters from his beautiful mouth.
⚠Swearing! Lots of it!⚠
⚠Some lines contain SPOILERS of the show's story and plot. If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy, go watch it right this instant⚠
Started: 8/8/2020
Season 1: 8/1...
~A/N~We are nearly halfway done with Season 3!! I am on a good streak at the moment!! Me and my ADHD brain are getting a lot done with this book!! Even though Season 3 isn't my favorite season of TUA, I'm getting through it so I can get started on Season 4 as soon as possible!! With that being said, here's episode 5.
-"Shit."-
-"Facing my mortality, Viktor. I don't recommend it."-
-"Well, look no further. That's the last one on Earth. Or was the last one."-
-"Yeah, that's toast."
"Oh shit. All right."-
-"Hey, Chatty Cathys, quit the chitchat, all right? I'm calling a family meeting here."-
-"Where's Klaus?"-
-"Dieg-- Lost another. Great."-
-"Oh, well, since you asked so nicely, sister mine, our little paradox brought forth a freaking Kugelblitz."-
***
-"The end of everything. Every rock, every star. every atom sucked into a radiant black hole."-
-"Hate to say I told you so, but..."-
-"The best plan is to go back in time and eliminate the paradox and destroy whatever it was that took out our mothers and stop the Kugelblitz before it starts, but we can't do that. Briefcase is kaput."-
-"Last time I tried that, we all got trapped in time. Do you really want to risk that again?"-
***
-"What happened to you?'-
***
-"That was a Kugel wave. Oh, it's gettng worse."-
-"At this rate of escalation, if you factor in--"-
-"Four, maybe five days before the rest of existence is blitzed."-
***
-"Klaus, do you know where the Kugelblitz is?"-
-"Of course. It appeared in the same place we did."-
-"You don't think the Kugelblitz..."-
~itty bitty time skip~
-"What's going on?"-
-"Wait, Harlan did that?"-
-"Luther's right. If we're gonna have an iota of a chance of getting out of this alive, we need access to the Kugelblitz."-
-"What, and risk losing some of us in the process? Harlan is insignificant."-
-"Viktor, we're down to ethical triage here, all right? We can't save everyone. The kindest cut wins."-
***
-"Hey. It's time. Where's Harlan."-
-"I really thought you were smarter than that."-
-"Thanks."-
-"I saw my future self die."-
-"He told me not to save the world. And then he died. What do you think he meant by that?"-
-"Shouldn't you know about your--Okay."-
-"Salud."-
-"Klaus, I've dedicated my entire life to stopping the apocalypse. Apocalypses, plural. And he tells me...That it's...it's, what? It's meaningless?"-
-"Maybe that's his way of saying not to become him, but...[sighs]"-
-"[sighs] I've cheated time so much, I guess I just figured I'd somehow cheat death. But it turns out, I die a one-armed nightmare inside a bureaucratic hellscape of my own design."-
-"Not to mention the trashy tattoo."-
-"I'll be damned if I go out with an old man tramp stamp."-
-"Yeah, I could. The timeline's malleable. We've proven that much. I could try and break the cycle, but--"-
-"What?"-
-"You know them?"-
-"This is good. Thank you, Klaus."-
***
-"Been looking for you."-
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~A/N~ IT'S POGO!!!!!! Also, I lied when I said I'd finish Season 3 today! Most likely, I'll finish it tomorrow! Please vote and comment
