A/N~ This opening scene is definitely one of my favorite Five moments.
~The Lonely Lodger Inn. Oshkosh, Wisconsin. 1982~
-"Excuse me."-
-"I can hardly wait."-
-"Uh, do you happen to know where the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?"-
-"Hey, could I get some change?"-
-"[chuckles softly] You know, some say the best luck is to die at the right time."-
-"Come on!"-
-"Stupid mother Fudge Nutter!"-
-"[screams] Fuckin' Fudge Nutter!"-
-"Does it really matter now?"-
-"I'm not doing this for money."-
-"Get off me!"-
-"Yeah? I don't wanna hurt you, all right?"-
-"Shit."-
-"Why not? Here's your quid."-
-"Here's your pro."-
-"Here's your quo."-
***
-"All this killing...I'm done with it."-
-"What I did today, I did for my family. I did it to save the world."-
-"You said nothing about a time limit."-
-"This is impossible, okay? My siblings are scattered across the city."-
-"I need more time."-
***
-"[sighs, whispers] Damn."-
-"Hey. It's Öga för Öga, idiots. Swedish for 'an eye for an eye'. It means the Swedes killed Elliott."-
***
-"So I found a way home."-
-"All the details are irrelevant, but...I made a deal to get back to our timeline."-
-"Won't happen."-
-"Everything will be back to normal. All right? Now, no more questions. We gotta go."-
-"We have to find the others, right?"-
-"Luther, you get Allison."-
-"Diego, Klaus. I'll get Vanya."-
-"Now, we meet back in the arrival alley in 77 minutes."-
-"Here. I've synchronized these watches."-
-"Elliott just got killed because of us."-
-"Diego, we have a chance to go home and make things right. We are taking it."-
-"Lila doesn't give a shit about you, Diego!"-
-"She never did. She's one of them. She's a member of the Commission."-
-"She was just using you to get to me."-
-"You're the Oswald of this story, my friend. The goddamned patsy."-
-"If you don't do this, I'll kill you myself. Got it?"-
***
-"Looking for you. We're going back to 2019."-
-"Look, I don't really have time to explain right now, but I found a way home. All right? We have 30 minutes to leave."-
-"Vanya, you don't have a choice in this, all right? Doomsday will happen if you don't come with me."-
-"They belong in this timeline."-
-"Vanya."-
-"No one is insignificant."-
-"I'm sorry, all right? But we can't take that risk. They have to stay."-
-"Come on."-
-"If I did nothing, we would all be dead right now, thanks to you."-
-"[scoffs softly] Vanya, do not test me right now."-
-"'Fine,' what?"-
-"Oh, Vanya, we don't have the time."_
-"The alley. Don't be late."-
***
-"You're the first."-
-"Yeah."-
-"What do you mean, 'we'?"-
-"We've got eight minutes left."-
-"Where are the others?"-
***
-"It was a simple task. It was a simple task! All we had to do was be here. Didn't have to fight a giant sea monster, no. An army of mutants? Nein."-
-"It was handed to us on a silver platter."-
-"Listen to me, you useless puke bag, we just blew our chance to save the world!"-
-"[scoffs] God damn it."-
-"We were that close. That close. [sighs]"-
A/N~ So close to finishing Season 2. I'll try to finish it today or tomorrow.
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