Every line that Number 5 utters from his beautiful mouth.
⚠Swearing! Lots of it!⚠
⚠Some lines contain SPOILERS of the show's story and plot. If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy, go watch it right this instant⚠
Started: 8/8/2020
Season 1: 8/1...
A/N~ Whoever wrote the script for The Umbrella Academy is a genius.
-"The hell is wrong with you, Luther? I just told you the world's gonna end in ten days."-
-"And so far, I've been right."-
-"Wait, you work in this shithole?"-
-"What's that? Like a masseuse or something?"-
-"Wait, Ruby. The Jack Ruby, the gangster who shot Oswald?"-
-"Well, it finally happened. That gorilla DNA has taken over your mind."-
-"And you're Number One. Número Uno. Remember?"-
-"I get it, all right? You watched Pogo die, the world exploded, and I marooned your big dumb ass in time. I'm sorry, okay? [sighs] But I'm asking for your help, Luther. The Umbrella Academy needs you."-
-"Luther, wait."-
-"Dad should've left him on the moon."-
***
-"Elliott, did you develop these photos yourself?"-
-"I didn't see a darkroom."-
-"Can you develop this?"-
-"Cousins on my robot mother's side. Can you do it or not?"-
-"How long?"-
-"Elliott."-
-"The hell is a code 3-15?"-
-"[whispers] Oh, Diego."-
-"Imagine Batman, then aim lower."-
-"You get started on that film. I'll be back as soon as I can."-
***
-"Because he is an idiot."-
-"Hi. I'm his loving brother."-
-"To protect you from yourself."-
-"Lose the crazy lady and come with me. We have important business."-
-"Okay, fine."-
-"Officer!"-
-"I hear there's a reward out for you two."-
***
-"New acquaintance. He's harmless."-
-"Really depends on the people."-
-"No, I got him."-
***
-"Shush."-
-"Hazel died to get me this footage. It must be the key to stopping doomsday."-
-"Long story."-
-"Longer story."-
-"Well, he was killed before he could explain. But whatever he wanted us to see, it's on this film."-
-"Oh, no."-
-"This can't be."-
-"Clearly, it's not."-
-"Dad."-
***
-"No, you're jumping to conclusions."-
-"It doesn't look good, I admit."-
-"Easy, Diego. Seriously."-
-"Diego, calm down, all right? Dad was no Boy Scout, but presidential assassination? It's never been his thing."-
-"Skipped out? You think I had it easy, Diego? I was alone for 45 years."-
-"You know what? We don't have time for this right now. Dad's clearly in Dallas, right? Let's just go talk to him. Maybe he can help us fix the timeline."-
-"Gee, if only we had some magical, old-timey way of finding people and their addresses."-
***
-"Let's start simple. His name."-
-"Try his company. D.S. Umbrella Manufacturing Co."-
-"Yeah, he's fine. What about the girl?"-
***
-"This is it."-
-"Yeah, fine. Just..."-
-"Forty-five years."-
-"No kidding. [sighing]"-
-"You know, when I was stuck out there in the apocalypse, there wasn't a day that went by where I didn't hear his voice in my head."-
-"'I told you so.'"-
-"I'm sure he'll find a way."-
***
-"Shit."-
-"Feels more like a front."-
-"I don't know."-
-"[softly] What are you up to?"-
***
-"[whispers] Hi."-
-"Pogo."-
-"Hey."-
-"It's all right, little buddy."-
-"Pogo. It's good to see you."-
-"Diego! Diego!"-
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A/N~ The scene where Five sees baby Pogo is so heartwarming. Five shows his soft side for once and it makes my heart flutter. Also, don't forget to vote!
