All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S2 Ep5~ "Valhalla"

A/N~ This episode contains my favorite fight scene

-"You know, I'm starting to get the feeling Dad's avoiding us."-

-"When you say 'we', who exactly are you referring to?"-

-"Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but whatever it is, I'd advise you return posthaste."-

-"And that's the problem. You're too good. You ask too many questions. You know too much. And you fight like you know what you're doing."-

-"Whoever you are, you're in my way. If I see you again, I will kill you."-

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-"They're Swedish, you idiot. Hired guns paid to eradicate us before we do any more damage to this timeline."-

-"Even if it was my fault, which it isn't, we only have six days before the end of the world, and the closest anyone's gotten to Dad was that driveway at the consulate."-

-"What do you mean?"-

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-"Look, who cares what he shanked? He knows something about time travel."-

-"Anyone care to explain?"-

-"Last time I tried, I scattered my family across three years in Dallas, Texas, possibly triggering a doomsday. Any more questions, Elliott?"-

-"Ignore him. Look, the way I see it, we only have one option."-

-"It's time to get the Umbrella Academy back together."-

-"I'll get her. Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death?"-

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-"Klaus. Is Ben here?"-

-"All right, then. Let's get down to business."-

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-"All right. First off, I wanna say I'm sorry. I know I really screwed the pooch on this whole going-back-in-time-and-getting-stuck thing. But the real kick in the pants here is we brought the end of the world back here with us."-

-"We have until Monday. We have six days."-

-"Yeah, we have one."-

-"Diego and I have been trying to talk to Dad about what exactly this means. So far, we've got nothing."-

-"Maybe. But we don't know who or what sets doomsday in motion. Could be Kennedy, could be something entirely independent. But if we know something changes the timeline, we have to make it right again."-

-"Find Dad."-

-"Guys, you all die. I was there. I saw it. And I wanna forget it, but I can't. I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it...in a war that never happened until we brought it here. And Hazel gave his life to save us, so you may need to shut up and just listen to me."-

-"I don't know if the things we've experienced here are all connected. I don't know if there's a reason for everything. But Dad will. We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead."-

-"Did you even hear me, Luther?"-

-"No one leaves until we figure this out."-

-"Jeez...[exhales sharply] When did the monkey learn how to fight dirty?"-

-"Son of a bitch."-

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A/N~ I don't own this video. In the original scene, The Interrupters cover is the song that was used but this was the only video that played the scene all the way through. Also, when Five does the roundhouse kick, I fell out of my chair the first time I watched this scene.

-"What's your game, crazy lady?"-

-"Oh, I remember."-

-"All right."-

~one 'sweep the leg' later~

-"And you are entirely average."-

-"You can come out now."-

-"Well, it wasn't very hard. She fights like every one of you Commission drones."-

A/N~ I have literal chills after that fight scene. Don't forget to vote and comment!!