All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S3 Ep 3~ ''Pocket Full of Lightning''

~A/N~ Get ready for a shit ton of updates y'all! I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and a Mike's Harder Lemonade so prepare ye the way!!!!! Enjoy!!

"Shocking."

"Big problem. [sighs]"

"It's hard to say. It's all been theoretical until now, but things have started to disappear."

"Right now? Uh, lobsters."

"But I have a feeling this is just the beginning."

"I want nothing more."

"Fine, I'm the messenger, and I'm telling you something terrible is coming."

"This is our home, Allison. Accept it."

"Wait, where's Lila?"

"Go talk to somebody who only had half her head up her ass."

"No, Klaus. I'm leaving."

***

"The hell are you doing in here?"

"Don't flatter yourself, Lila. I like my women a little less likely to kill me in my sleep."

"Mm."

~one weird ass fight scene later~

"The feeling's mutual, Lila. As much as I'd love to stand here shivving each other, I have bigger concerns than you."

"What do you know about the grandfather paradox?"

"Because it's happening."

"Hand over your briefcase. I need to go to Herb and find out how he let things get so cocked up."

"Lila, why is it you have two briefcases?"

"This can't be happening. The odds of one of them failing, it's in the millions. But two of them..."

"Oh, it's much worse than that. [strains] It means you and I are gonna have to work together."

***

"Oh, okay. Diego, we don't have time for this. Lila and I have got important shit to do."

"End of the world, genius."

***

~A/N~ May I just say that I love Five and Lila's work dynamic!!!! They may hate each other but they get more shit done than everyone else.

"Thanks. Tailor in the lobby is a master craftsmen."

"Yeah, well, we could all stand to be showing a little less skin these days."

"Yeah."

"[exhales] Let's do this."

"Ah shit!"

"[wails in pain]"

"Shit! Lila!"

"[groans]"

"Shit!"

"Well, I'm glad my pain amuses you."

"Well, now we are down to one half-dead briefcase, and my jumps are only accurate up to a couple of minutes. So, essentially, we're screwed."

"Oh, I hate that smile."

"[scoffs]"

"Both of us together."

"[scoffs] Lila, you just spent the better part of the last ten days trying to end my life."

"Fair enough."

"The Handler was going to kill you, Lila. In fact, she did kill you. Then I rolled back time and let the meatball do his work. Oh, and by the way, if you're leading Diego on as payback for what happened in Texas, you're pissing up the wrong ladder there 'cause that idiot may actually love you. The Handler never did."

"Do not talk about Delores like that, Lila."

"Okay, perhaps we can't get to trust, but there is a certain honesty in white-hot hatred."

***

"I can't. Your breath is terrible."

"This is so stupid."

"I can't! It's too much!"

"I hate you so much!"

~LE WOOSH~

"Oh, brilliant idea, Lila. Welcom to the Ice Age."

"The Commission."

"Shit."

~A/N~ Episode 3 done!! Don't we love the constant time jumping shenanigans? Vote and comment!!