All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S2 Ep10~ "The End of Something"

A/N~ LAST. EPISODE. 

-"Well, it's true. I do feel like I'm being held hostage most days."-

-"Hey, numbnuts."-

-"Hidings's not gonna make a difference here. The Commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go."-

-"I'm sorry, since when are you an expert on the Commission?"-

-"What?"-

-"They headhunted you...[chuckles]...the village idiot."-

-"Diego, you're not Commission material, all right? Got an obstinate nature to ya."-

-"You were on the Infinite Switchboard?"-

***

-"Okay, calm down, Hairy--"-

-"Diego's right. For once. We need to make our stand here and now."-

***

-"I know. You owe me one, sis."-

-"Children ride in the back."-

***

-"Well, the correlation is high."-

***

-"Careful."-

-"One's the Handler, the other's Diego's girlfriend."-

-"I'm gonna go find out what they want. You guys stay with Vanya and the kid."-

***

-"What do you want?"-

-"And what business is that?"-

-"Uh, actually, Diego, that's not entirely accurate."-

-"What I had to to get my family home. Until somebody reneged on our deal."-

-"You set me up to fail."-

-"What are you talking about?"-

-"Well, we got two choices: fight and die now or run and die later. Either way, we're food for worms."-

-"Wouldn't mind a few more minutes breathing air through the old windbags."-

-"Run!"-

***

-"No time!"-

-"What now?"-

-"[softly] Okay."-

-"Shit. I'm out of fuel. I'm too tired."-

-"Diego, what are you--"-

***

-"[whispers] Shit. Shit."-

-"Luther, you all right?"-

-"Luther, if you swallowed your tongue, you wouldn't be talking, you big moron."-

-"Come on, on your feet."-

-"She must've redirected Vanya's energy wave."-

-"Luther, watch out!"-

***

-"You looking for me?"-

-"Let's dance."-

***

-"How are you doing this?"-

***

-"[rasping] Eat shit and die."-

-"Come on. What are you waiting for? Let's finish this thing."-

-"[scoffs] Lady, I got no idea what you're talking about."-

-"Mean nothing to me."-

-"The flower merchants."-

-"They were your parents?"-

-"You're right, all right? I killed them. But I killed a lot of people over the years. It was just a job. All right? That was never personal."-

-"That's why you're not cut out to be an assassin."-

-"You wanna blame someone? Blame the Handler, all right? She faked the kill order."-

-"Lila, listen to what I'm telling you, all right? The Handler gave me the kill order. She came on the job, which she'd never done before. You're Commission. You know execs never go on jobs, but that day in London, she was there. Ask yourself why."-

-"I never realized what she was up to at the time, but...now it all makes sense."-

-"She never cared about your parents. She was looking for you."-

-"He's right. We have to kill her."-

~flashback~

-"This doesn't have to be the end. We use my ability to time travel."-

~end of flashback~

~time jump(aka. whoosh whoosh)~

-"Enough."-

***

-"Herb. Dot."-

-"Good to see you guys."-

-"Really dead this time?"-

-"Now that the Handler's gone, what happens at Commission?"-

-"You'll do fine."-

-"Herb, we need a favor."-

-"A briefcase. Get back home, where we belong."-

***

-"Everyone ready?"-

-"Okay."-

~2019~

-"April 2, 2019. Day after the apocalypse."-

-"Shit."-

A/N~ IT. IS. FINISHED. I can't believe I'm done with this book. If there is a Season 3, I will continue the book. Until then, this will be marked as complete.