A/N~ I want to finish Season 1 today, so that's just what I'll do. Get ready for a whole lotta updates.
-"Jesus. Who do I gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"-
-"Top shelf, next to the crackers."-
-"Okay, fine. I'll play. What did the old man have to say?"-
-"Why'd he do it, then?"-
-"Ah, you said it yourself. He was depressed. Holed up in his office and room all day and night."-
-"Sick bastard."-
-"And to what end?"-
-"[sighs] I gotta think."-
***
-"Hey. Get up. We're going."-
-"To save the world."-
-"So, Pogo said Dad killed himself to get us all back together, right?"-
-"So it got me thinking. I had to jumo to the future to figure out when it happened, but Dad, he can't time travel. So how'd the crazy bastard actually know to kill himself a week before the end of the world?"-
-"Don't answer. That was purely rhetorical."-
-"Truth is, our whole lives, he's been telling us we'd save the world from an impending apocalypse."-
-"Me too. But what if the old man really knew it was going to happen?"-
-"No idea. But the fact remains, his fakakta plan worked. We all came home. We're here, we might as well save the world."-
-"Uh, well, ideally, no, but...gotta work with what I've got."-
-"Where have you been?"-
-"Haven't seen him since breakfast."-
***
-"Ask me again, and I'll burn you with the cigarette lighter."-
A/N~ Wow, two more episode until Season 1 is complete.
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All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)
FanficEvery line that Number 5 utters from his beautiful mouth. ⚠Swearing! Lots of it!⚠ ⚠Some lines contain SPOILERS of the show's story and plot. If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy, go watch it right this instant⚠ Started: 8/8/2020 Season 1: 8/1...
