A/N~ I'm just gonna do a single update today. But there will be a double update tomorrow
-"I'd like to discuss the logistics of my family's safety at your earliest convenience. As well as this body replacement."-
-"So many of them."-
-"Yeah. Who was the case manager handling me?"-
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-"I must have utter silence in order to complete this task."-
-"Karl Weber is the butcher at the shop where Captain Ernst A. Lehmann acquires his weekly roast. So, if Karl dies, his butcher shop is passed on to his son Otto, who...never washes his hands, which is disgusting."-
-"And that gives him food poisoning."-
-"And to make up for lost time, the Hindenburg flies through a weather front of high electrical charge and humidity."-
-"And just like that, we have...[mimics explosion]"-
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-"Shit."-
-"Couldn't be better."-
-"Not yet."-
-"Sounds great."-
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-"I had a bad Twinkie in the apocalypse once. It kind of put me off desserts."-
-"The 1950s?"-
-"Remarkable."-
-"Thank you. It's a very kind gift."-
-"Is that a Chinese flamethrower?"-
-"I had some thoughts I wanted to run by you. Some suggestions to improve Commission protocol."-
-"Gloria. The tube operator. Wouldn't it be simpler if case managers were to send their own messages?"-
-"Sure. May I?"-
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-"Don't know. Couldn't find her anywhere."-
-"I don't belong anywhere, thanks to you. You made me a killer."-
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-"When I'm done, I'm done, I guess."-
-"I do owe a debt. But it's not to you."-
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-"Irrelevant."-
-"[sighs] So, the apolcalypse is in three days. The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us."-
-"Yeah, but with me, obviously. So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together and get over yourselves, we're screwed. Who cares if Dad messed us up? Are we gonna let that define us? No. And to give us a fighting chance to see next week, I've come back with a lead. I know who's responsible for the apocalypse. This is who we have to stop."-
A/N~ I know I said I was only gonna do a single update today but I'm gonna do two more episodes.
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All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)
FanfictionEvery line that Number 5 utters from his beautiful mouth. ⚠Swearing! Lots of it!⚠ ⚠Some lines contain SPOILERS of the show's story and plot. If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy, go watch it right this instant⚠ Started: 8/8/2020 Season 1: 8/1...
