All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S2 Ep9~ "743"

A/N~ The Five scenes in this episode are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! It's gonna be interesting to do both baby and older Five's dialogue in this scene. Remember baby Five; older Five; both Fives; favorite baby Five lines; favorite older five lines.

-"All right, just be cool till I finish the job on the grassy knoll. We'll get the time math and I'll ice the squirt."-

-"There isn't. Look at him."-

-"What are you looking at?"-

-"Look."-

-"See something funny?"-

-"Worst case of paradox psychosis I ever seen. Eh--What's wrong?"-

-"Mind your business! Or I'll give you something to stare at."-

-"Everybody's a little guy to you."-

-"You wish you could pull off these shorts!"-

-"You look like King Kong and the Hitler Youth had a baby. Luther, I... I don't have time for you to tuck and squeeze here. Can I count on you to keep him under control?"-

-"All right."-

-"He's gonna kill me, isn't he?"-

-"You know, you're a terrible liar, Luther. You're a worse liar than you are a spotter."-

-"So you admit you're conspiring against me?"-

-"All I'm suffering from is bracing clarity about you and your murderous intentions."-

-"But I am that version of me."-

-"What? The one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world?"-

-"Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I would do if I were trying to kill me!"-

-"Maniac? Luther, you have seen nothing. If you want a maniac, I will show you maniac."-

-"Okay, Luther, listen. I know your feeble mind only responds to age and authority, so listen very closely. Yet again, you are experiencing daddy issues, this time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy. But remember this: I'm 14 days older than him. I have seniority here. So it is me you should be listening to, Luther. I'M THE DADDY HERE!"-

-"I admit there is a possibility that I may not be in my fully...right mind right now."-

-"But whatever I've got, he's got it too."-

-"You two quit grab-assing. We're here."-

-"See? What's your plan now, bucko? [farts]"-

-"That was just lunch, all right? Shut up."-

***

-"This is my favorite part. The calm before the storm."-

-"[whispers] Look. The briefcase."-

-"Of course I will. This is our only chance."-

-"Homicidal rage."-

-"Bad idea, shit-heel."-

-"You want it?"-

-"Go ahead."-

-"Now..."-

-"Where were we?"-

***

-"Getting tired yet?"-

-"I can do this all day."-

-"Eat shit, Ape Man."-

-"Now, Luther! Shoot him!"-

-"No! Luther, shoot him!"-

-"Shoot him!"-

-"No, Luther, shoot him!"-

-"Luther, shoot him!"-

-"Luther, shoot him!"-

-"Now, Luther!"-

-"Luther..."-

-"Right."-

***

-"Into the vortex you go, asshole."-

-"Fine! But give me the math. So I don't end up looking like Tiger Beat over here."-

-"You stand next to the vortex and I'll tell ya."-

-"Go!"-

-"Closer!"-

-"This is close enough! Now give it to me!"-

-"It was a typo."-

-"Typo?"-

-"We put the decimal in the wrong spot in our proof of the existence of a bound for the number of limit cycles of planar polynomial vector fields of fixed degree. We wrote down five-point-seven. It should be..."-

-"...zero-point-five-seven."-

-"Son of a bitch. I knew that didn't look right."-

-"All right...I guess this is it."-

-"This is it. Go."-

-"No!"-

-"The briefcase, you idiot."-

-"'A thank-you.'"-

-"Luther! Luther! Here he comes!"-

-"Uh-oh."-

-"Agh. Diego."-

A/N~ ONE. MORE. EPISODE. LEFT. Don't forget to vote!!!!!!!!!