All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S3 Ep 4~ ''Kugelblitz''

~A/N~ We're on a roll peeps!! I am determined to finish Season 3 today!!! Also, just a reminder, Young Five: regular font. Old five: bold font. 

-"It seems the grandfather paradox is affecting everything. Even places out of time."-

-"I stopped tracking what was possible a long time ago"-

-"We better get moving. I'll check the Infinite Switchboard."-

-"See ya."-

-"That's weird."-

***

-"Okay."-

-"Okay. That's good."-

~A/N~ It's so sad what happens to Herb!!!! My heart is melting!!

-"This is bigger than the timeline, Lila."-

-"The entire universe."-

-"The missing dogs, people...It's the opposite of the big bang. Instead of the universe expanding, it's now collapsing in on itself."-

"-That's a weird analogy, but yeah."-

-"Master handbook."-

-"Here we are. Okay, protocol. 'In the unlikely case of the grandfather paradox, the founder and any essential personnel should--'"-

-"I don't know."-

-"We need to find the bunker...ASAP."-

-"Can you not--"-

***

-"This is just like a bunch of bureaucratic bullshit. There's no clear directives in her about crisis management."-

-"You know, Lila, I shouldn't even be here. I was...I was out. I was done, and yet here I am, swept back into the chaos. Why can't I just escape this hellhole?"-

-"[flatulence] My bad."-

-"I don't know why people keep saying that. I don't actually like chaos. I don't want disorder. I...I want retirement."-

-"Yeah, well, you're not exactly cut out for domestic bliss either."-

-"'Cause of that."-

***

-"You're excused."-

-"Oh, shit."-

-"[flatulence]"-

-"That's him, huh? The founder."-

-"It can't be."-

-"It's me."-

-"If I did, I have no memory of it."-

-"Something's not right. I don't have paradox psychosis. I could feel it outside, but in here, it's...nothing."-

-"[raspy voice] Never were too bright, were we? The operations bunker is paradox-proof. I constructed it as a panic room in case of a collapse in the time continuum. In this room, all permutations of yourself can exist. You must be here because of a...Kugelblitz."-

-"It's German for 'ball of lightning.' It's an extra kinky kind of black hole."-

-"Bingo."-

-"So, how do we fix it?"-

-"[raspy chuckle][coughing] You don't."-

-"If you created all of this, then you must have created a solution."-

-"[wheezing] [coughs, whimpers] All that will be left is...oblivion."-

-"This is what you have coming."-

-"Listen to me, you ass. I just spent the last 20 days running around saving the world from apocalypses, only to keep trying to save the world. Now I am stuck in this pubescent body, my hormones are raging, and all I wanna do is go out and buy a 1970s Corvette Stingray."-

-"Lila, this is between me and myself, so stay out of it. Thank you. Now, this Kugelblitz, it is not some tiny leak that we can simply fix by patching a couple of pinholes. It is a giant trash compactor which is grinding up the universe and consuming it whole. So tell me how do you stop it!"-

-"Whatever you do...[choking] don't save the world."-

-"What do you mean, don't save-- Five!"-

-"How do I fix this?"-

-"[sharp inhale] Can I have the room?"-

-"Lila, I need the room."-

-"Son of a bitch."-

-"What's this?"-

~A/N~ Episode 4 is finito!!! RIP Old Five!!! Keep voting and commenting! I really appreciate y'alls feedback!!