All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S1 Ep1~ ''We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals''

A/N~This will start at the bank scene and will go from there
Key: *** = next scene/scene transition
Italics with underline=My favorite lines
⚠Warning! If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy yet, I suggest you watch it first, then read this when you finish. Some lines contain major spoilers!!!!!⚠

-"Or what?"-
-"Ooh! That's one badass stapler!"-

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-"Shit."-
-"[sighs] What's the date? The exact date."-
-"Good."-
-"[scoffs] It's been a lot longer than that."-
-"The future. It's shit, by the way."-
-"I should've listened to the old man"-
-"You know, jumping through space is one thing, jumping through time is a toss of the dice"-
-"Nice dress"-
-"In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time"-
-"Well, it would if you were smarter"-
-"Forty-five years. Give or take"-
-"No, my consciousness is 58. Apparently, my body is now 13 again"-
-"Delores kept saying the equations were off. Bet she's laughing now"-
-"Guess I missed the funeral"-
-"What part of the future do you not understand?"-
-"Heart failure huh?"-
-"Nice to see nothing's changed"-
-"What else is there to say? It's the circle of life"-

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-"Shit"-

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-"Nice to know that dad didn't forget me"-
-"Read your book, by the way. Found it in a library that was still standing"-
-"I thought it was pretty good, all things considered"-
-" Yeah definitely ballsy, giving up the family secrets "-
-" Sure that went over well"-
"-Oh, there are worse things that can happen"-
-" Was it bad?"-

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-"We don't have time for this"-

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-"That's unfortunate"-
-"An entire square block. Forty-two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms, but no, not a single drop of coffee"-
-"I'm taking the car"-
-"To get a decent cup of coffee"-
-"I know how to do everything"-

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-"The kid wants coffee. Black."-
-"Don't remember this place being such a shithole"-
-"I used to come here as a kid. Used to sneak out with my brothers and sisters and eat doughnuts till we puked"-
-"Simpler times, huh?"-
-"Thanks"-
-"You must know your way around the city"-
-"Good. I need an address"-
-"Hmm. That was fast"-
-"I thought I'd have more time before they found me"-
-"I've got nothing to say"-
-"Well, I wouldn't worry about that. You won't be going home."-

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-"You should have locks on your window"-
-"Rapists can climb."-
-"It's nothing"-
-"[sighs] I've decided you're the only one I can trust"-
-"Because you're ordinary"-
-"Because you'll listen"-
-"When I jumped forward and got stuck in the future, do you know what I found?"-
-"Nothing. Absolutely nothing"-
-"As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive."-
-"I never figured out what killed the human race, but...I did find something else. The date it happens"-
-"The world ends in eight days, and I don't know how to stop it."

A/N~I've been watching The Umbrella Academy a lot ever since S2 came out on July 31st.