Every line that Number 5 utters from his beautiful mouth.
⚠Swearing! Lots of it!⚠
⚠Some lines contain SPOILERS of the show's story and plot. If you haven't watched The Umbrella Academy, go watch it right this instant⚠
Started: 8/8/2020
Season 1: 8/1...
A/N~ The season 1 finale!!!!!! I can't wait to start writing Season 2!!!!!!
-"Guys."-
-"This is it. The apocalypse is still on. The world ends today."-
-"I was wrong, okay? This newspaper, I found it in the future the day I got stuck. The headline hasn't changed."-
-"You're not listening to me. When I found it, I assumed this place came down along with everything else. But here we are. The Moon's still shining, the Earth is in one piece, but not the Academy."-
-"Then listen to me, you idiot! Vanya destroys the Academy before the apocalypse. [sighs] I thought Harold Jenkins was the cause, but he was the fuse. Vanya is the bomb. Vanya causes the apocalypse."-
***
-"Yeah, like what?"-
-"I'm with Luther on this one. We can't give her a chance to fight back. There are billions of lives at stake. We're past trying to save just one."-
-"I would rather chew off my own foot."-
-"How the hell did she find me?"-
-"She's good."-
-"[sighs] Jesus."-
***
-"You must really like doughnuts."-
-"Three days."-
-"Well, you've had time to heal."-
-"Got your message, by the way. Nice packaging, but so much for Commission protocol."-
-"What do you want?"-
-"Billions of people are about to die tonight. You can change that."-
-"It's bullshit in any language. Why did you call me here?"-
-"You brought me here to pull me away."-
***
-"What's with all the lollygagging?"-
-"I had an errand to run."-
-"This is not good."-
-"Yeah, I do."-
-"Well...we're screwed."-
~flashback~
-"Your girlfriend, Patch...What did you like about her?"-
-"I'm sure she'll be proud to know that you're killing Hazel and Cha-Cha as a way to honor her memory."-
~present time~
-"Yeah, but one of us could get through. It's the only chance we've got."-
-"This doesn't have to be the end."-
-"I think I have a way outta here. But you gotta trust me on this."-
-"Well, then, we might as well accept our fate, because in less than a minute, we're gonna be vaporized."-
-"We use my ability to time travel. But this time, I'll take you with me."-
-"I don't know. I've never tried it before."-
-"You're lookin' at it. A 58-year-old man in a child's body, so there's that. [scoffs] "-
-"Okay, great. Luther, grab Vanya."-
-"The apocalypse will always happen and Vanya will always be the cause, unless we take her with us and fix her."-
-"Hold on! It's gonna get messy!"-
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A/N~ WHOOSH!!!!!! Season 1 is complete. I will start Season 2 soon!!!!!!!
