All Of Number Five's Lines~(TUA~S1, S2, & S3)

S3 Ep2 ~ ''The World's Biggest Ball of Twine''

A/N~ Just finished watching Season 4!!! It is so good y'all!!! Once I finish writing Season 3, I'll start the process with Season 4!!! 

"Wait, who's...who's the mother?"

"Whoa, Lila's here?"

"Technically, she's family."

"Yeah, like I said, 'Family.' Diego, is she coming back?"

~A/N~ Can I just say how heartwarming it was when Five was so welcoming and kind to Viktor after revealing his true self!!!! Actual tears!!!!!!!😭 But then he completely disregards it not even 3 seconds later?!?!?!?!? I have mixed feelings!!!!

"Truly happy for you, Viktor. But last time I checked, you don't speak for this family."

"Hey, we're not going anywhere! This is a perfectly acceptable timeline."

"News flash, geniuses! It's not about us!"

"Take a look around. If you hadn't noticed, there's no doomsday. There's no apocalypse. The sun is shining. Birds are doing whatever the hell birds do. That's all that matters. We're done messing with time. And I'm officially retired."

***

"What are you talking about?"

"You know they die in the end, right?"

"Okay, I'll bite. Why me, Klaus?"

"There's no lobsters."

"There were three lobsters in that tank a minute ago."

"You're an idiot, but I'm in."

***

"This actually isn't so terrible."

"Come to think of it, my whole life I've been under the gun. Missions for Dad, working fo the Commission, trying to survive the apocalypse. I was always looking around every corner, just waiting for the other shoe to drop. It's nice to just breathe."

"Oh! Uh...All right! So, I've circled all the roadside attractions along the way."

"We have the Brownsville Big Nickel. Oh, Ricky's Bakery has award-winning pies. Or there's this Cow Henge."

"That's it--Don't--"

"Okay, I'm all ears."

"Excuse me?"

"Oh, emotional support, like a Schnauzer?"

"You're goddam right I wouldn't have come, Klaus. You know why? Because I am supposed to be retired!"

"This was supposed to be a carefree road trip."

"Ball of Twine? Klaus, turn! Ball of Twine! Turn!"

"It is one of the best ones! Come on!"

"I don't care! Let go!"

"You know what? No twine, no birth mother!"

***

"Seems pretty big to me."

"Here's the real question. How do you know your birth mother is in Pennsylvania?"

"You see anything about my mother?"

"Why now?"

"Well, can you really call what we had a family?"

"Institute for Snarky Delinquents."

"And not a good one at that."

"A giant ball of obligation I've been pushing uphill my entire life."

"You watch it roll down the hill...And what's the point?"

"Let's go find your stupid mother."

***

"Son of a bitch! Klaus is Amish."

"How does this explain anything?"

"Hey, uh, Klaus? Wait up a minute."

"Doppelgänger check. You feel anything strange? Uh, itching, sweats, gas, anything like that?"

"All right, good luck."

"This one you gotta do alone."

***

"[singing along] You don't even know my name. But everytime you pass me by. Girl, it makes me wanna cry. It's a cryin' shame. I go inside the--"

"What is...?"

"Oh, can't I get one fucking day off?"

***

"Why can't you just get along with people?"

"Come on! Get in the car, Klaus!"

"Klaus, it's now or never!"

"Klaus!"

"What did you just say?"

***

"Okay, gather round, people."

"Where is--Where's every--Where's Luther?"

"Anybody know where--Okay, you know what? We got bigger problems to worry about right now."

"This."

"These are our mothers."

"They're all dead. They all died on the exact same day, October 1st, 1989."

"Not anymore, it isn't. They all died before we were born."

"Exactly."

"I'm saying, when we jumped here, we created a time paradox. All right? Not just any paradox. This is the grandfather paradox."

~A/N~ That's Episode 2 of Season 3!!! I'm gonna try and finish season 3 today!! That's a lot of writing but I really want to start Season 4 soon so I can finish this book and start a new one for a different character. Please vote and comment!!!