Kinkajou: Quick, Aspen! Check the mailbox, clearly Clay's getting a dare to teach dragons to be cannibals!
Aspen: *checks mailbox* There's nothing there, Shard warned me about this.
Moon: About what?
Aspen: It's a chapter without the mention of a dare, it's just an everyday day.
Kinkajou: But our lives are usually boring!
Aspen: I guess everyone's got to live with that, and... I have to go BYE. *runs*
Moon: I wonder where she went.
*meanwhile*
Tsunami: WHAT IS HAPPENING LATELY?
Clay: *swallows cow whole*
Sunny: That's not even physically possible!
Qibli: Well, he's clearly mental, so it must be mentally possible. *laugh*
Tsunami: Not funny!
Qibli: I thought it was a good one...
Clay: *starts eating students*
Sunny: *goes to stop Clay*
Qibli: *helps Sunny*
Tsunami: Meh, I guess we could do with a few less stu- ANEMONE! *tackles Clay*
Qibli: I could only partly save Anemone *holds up Anemone's head, not attached to her body, still living*
Tsunami: *scream* WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?
Clay: Um, I was hungry? *continues eating students*
Anemone: I'm still alive, but my head needs to be attached to something, NOW! *faints*
Qibli: I have an idea!
***
Anemone: *wakes up* Hey guys! What did you stick my head on? A SkyWing? Oo, maybe a SilkWing.
Sunny: Um, it wasn't a headless dragon that's for sure.
Anemone: *looks down to see her new body is a cow*
Tsunami: It was Qibli's idea!
Qibli: *laughing* It's hysterical!
Anemone: *faints again*
Sunny: Hey, where's Clay?
Tsunami: I think I saw him heading to the Jade Winglet, I think he said he felt like eating future-seeing and mindreading NightWings.
Qibli: *pales* I have to go now... see you later.
*meanwhile*
Moon: Oh hi Clay, you look hungry.
Kinkajou: Yeah, want a banana? I was going to give it to Cannon but he mysteriously disappeared.
Moon: Yeah, Qibli had NOTHING to do with that by the way... *nervous laughter*
*Flashback scene*
Qibli: Moon, I got the demon monkey, quick, let's drown him!
Moon: I don't think that's necessary-
Qibli: *shows her Cannon's demon face*
Moon: ... Let's do it.
*end of flashback*
Moon: *more nervous laughter*
Kinkajou: *now on Moon's iPad again*
Clay: *eats Moon*
Kinkajou: *scream*
Kinkajou: I got killed by the imposter! *staring at iPad in shock*
Clay: *eats her*
Kinkajou: Who turned out the lights? Where's Moon's iPad?!
Clay: *eats iPad*
Kinkajou: Phew, I haven't finished my tasks yet.
Peril: *stomps in* CLAY! STOP EATING OTHER DRAGONS!
Clay: But I'm hungry...
Peril: *groan* Me and Umber will make two whole buffets for you if you spit all the dragons out.
Clay: Ok!
*silence*
Peril: Right now.
Clay: *coughs up students*
Kinkajou: Yay! The lights are back on! Hey, where's the iPad?!
Clay: *spits up iPad*
Kinkajou: wOoHoO!
Qibli: *runs in* Clay! Please don't eat Moon, I could never find a better NughtWing to love!
Peril: You're a little late, come get the buffet Clay.
Clay: *runs out*
*Aspen and Winter walk in*
Aspen: Hey guys!
Peril: Where have you BEEN all day?! My boyfriend started being a cannibal and you completely missed it Aspen! You could've helped! And where were you too Winter?
Winter: We were on a da-
Aspen: *Kicks him*
Winter: Ow! I mean, we weren't together, if that's what you're suggesting Peril. I was... uh, visiting Queen Snowfall, what did you do Aspen?
Aspen: I was- with my sister!
Kinkajou: Hmm. I'm still wondering where Cannon went...
Qibli: Um- I... er, um-
Moon: *whispers* Play dumb Qibli.
Qibli: Ok!
Winter: But he's already dumb!
Kinkajou: Qibli, do you know where he went?
Qibli: um... Who's Qibli?
Moon: *facetalons*
Anemone: *still has a cow for a body* IS ANYBODY GOING TO HELP ME?
Winter: Ooo! A cow!
Moon: *double facetalons*
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
