CB: AHA!
Aspen: What? What are you doing in my cave?!
Kinkajou: OUR cave.
CB: I finally got to the letterbox before Snap! There's a letter.
Qibli: Chill-
Kinkajou: Why are you here?
Qibli: -we get a lot of letters.
Winter: No we don't.
Kinkajou: Why are you here?
Turtle: We don't get many letters.
Kinkajou: Oh, hi Turtle.
Moon: Why is he here?
Kinkajou: The same reason Winter's here.
Moon: You're dating Winter?!
Aspen: *spits out juice*
Kinkajou: No! I didn't mean that. Turtle is here to greet his giiiirlfriend, me. And Winter has been watching his giiiirlfriend, Aspen, sleep.
Aspen: *calmly sighs and puts knife away* *realises Winter watches her sleep*
Winter: *looks concerned*
Aspen: Don't you dare call the mental asylum, Winter.
Winter: *hangs up phone*
CB: JUST LISTEN TO THE DARE.
Turtle: Ok.
*silence*
CB: *clears throat* Ahem, the letter says that we're been dared to have a popcorn partay! And everything that we need is in a package that will be delivered soon.
Arachina: Package for you guys. *drops an enormous box*
Umber: Woooooow!
Qibli: I know, it's so big!
Umber: No, not that.
Winter: *groans* Will he faint again?
Arachina: Ima go, I need to deliver a letter to Snap. *leaves*
Kinkajou: Let's start this popcorn partay!
Winter: Um, I don't want to have a popcorn party...
CB: We're not having one, idiot.
Everyone: *confused*
Kinkajou and CB: We're having a popcorn partay.
Winter: Yeah, that's what I said, party.
Snap: It's actually PARTAY, I believe it's French.
Moon: It's not French...
Snap: *holds up a pizza* *chef's kiss* French.
Aspen: THAT'S ITALIAN.
Snap: No one cares *throws away pizza and holds up croissant*
Turtle: Arachina was looking for y-
Snap: *already gone*
Turtle: Oh well, I tried.
Qibli: *opens box and popcorn floods out*
*the cave is a sea of popcorn*
*someone puts on music*
Kinkajou and CB: *screams* POPCORN PARTAYYYY!
Winter: Can I go home?
Aspen: No.
Winter: Oh well, I tried.
Qibli: Can I tell puns?
Moon: Yeah, sure.
Winter: Can I yeet Qibli out the window?
Moon: No!
Winter: *keeps asking*
Moon: *keeps saying no*
Winter: Can I NOT yeet Qibli out the window?
Moon: Yes, and you can also keep your mouth shut.
Winter: Damn it!
Everyone else: *vibing in the sea of popcorn*
Arachina: *pops in* Seriously guys, where is Snap? I can't find him anywhere and this letter is getting SUPER heavy.
Qibli: Pfft, here, let me carry it.
Arachina: *hands it to him*
Qibli: *falls to the floor* ACK! WHAT PAPER DID THIS DRAGON USE?
Arachina: *picks up letter* Dunno, have any idea where Snap is?
Snap: Hey guys, I got smoothies- *drops blender*
CB: YOU MONSTER!
Arachina: *turns around* Snap, I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you- It's like you're trying to avoid getting this letter, but there's no way you would ever- Snap?
Snap: *is gone again*
Aspen: Yup, he's definitely avoiding that letter.
Turtle: How do you know?
Aspen: Eh, just I feeling. I've felt pretty connected to that guy ever since we met...
Qibli: Oooooh, Winter *elbows him* you might have competition!
Winter: *spits out juice*
Aspen: Not like that Qibli! Something... different.
Snap: *sighs*
Everyone: HOW THE FREAK DID YOU GET HERE?
Arachina: SNAPDRAGON THE LEAFWING/ICEWING, YOU GET BACK HERE! STOP AVOIDING YOUR LETTER!
Qibli: *jaw drops open* But-But, you're an IceWing too? Everyone thought you were a LeafWing!
Moon: And you're from the future...
Aspen: *realises her lil connection with Snap*
Winter: *daydreaming about pushing Qibli off a cliff* Huh? What, I heard none of the conversation.
Aspen: Snap- Are you-
Snap: Shut up guys, before I tell you all anything, I'm (unfortunately) opening my letter *opens it*
*a dragon appeared in the letter and grows to normal size*
???: Snappy Crocodile! You finally opened it little bro! *hugs him*
Aspen: *pales*
Winter: *frowns*
Snap: Juniper, GET OFF ME NOW.
Juniper: Ok ok, jeez... *looks around* It's the Jade Winglet!
Aspen: *shuffles her talons*
Juniper: *frowns at Snap* You didn't tell them anything did you?
Snap: Erm *mutters* Wasn't the right time...
Juniper: *turns to Aspen and Winter* I didn't introduce myself! Hi, I'm Juniper (everyone calls me Juni), your future daughter!
Umber: *spits out juice*
Peril: Entire plot just turned around cuz of two words...
Aspen: H-Hi?
Winter: *faints*
Qibli: Who's taking him to the infirmary?
Everyone except Aspen, Snap and Juni: Not it!
Peril: Oh well I tried.
Everyone: *stares*
Peril: It seemed appropriate two seconds ago..
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
