Qibli: What are you doing in here?
*history cave at midnight*
Snap: What are YOU doing in here?
Qibli: Walking around.
Snap: Same.
Qibli: But you're sitting on a chair playing with cards!
Snap: I'm playing Snap.
Lynx: *appears* RIM SHO-
Snap: Lynx! That wasn't a joke, and seriously, how do you know whenever someone makes a joke?!
Lynx: erm, no idea. *disappears*
Qibli: What's snap?
Snap: It's a two dragon game-
Qibli: But you're playing by yourself!
Snap: Yeah, well, er...
Qibli: *gasp* You're lonely, that's why you were a little snappy when I last saw you.
Snap: *groan*
Qibli: *looks at the roof* uh, Lynx, there was a joke this time!
Lynx: *appears* Sorry! *deep breath* RIM SHOT! *disappears*
Snap: Look, I usually force my sister to play this-
Qibli: Your sister? Can't you name her?
Snap: Er... That would change the space-time continuum greatly. *sips burning hot tea*
Qibli: Oh... You said a while ago that I was your stepfather- If I'm your stepfather, who's your mother?
Snap: *spits tea onto him*
Qibli: *screech* iT bUrNs!
Snap: She currently lives somewhere on Pyrrhia... She said something about living with SkyWings as a dragonet.. ehehe.
Qibli: er- ow! -That's good I guess...
Snap: Yep, my father doesn't mind you that much... Wanna play?
Qibli: Sure!
*later*
Qibli: UNO!
Snap: For the last freaking time this is NOT UNO, and you know it.
Lynx: *appears* RIM SHOT! *disappears*
Snap: You're not the only one who can make a joke around here QIBLI.
Qibli: ...I'm leaving.
Snap: That would make my day!
Qibli: I'm staying.
Snap: *pulls out machine gun*
Qibli: *scream* I'M LEAVING! *runs out*
Snap: I'm glad he finally made up his mind.
Qibli: *runs back in* Hide!
Snap: *sighs* Qibli-
Qibli: Sh! Kinkajou's coming!
Snap: She still hasn't gotten over the whole infinite sugar incident?
Qibli: Like anyone's going to get over that in just 12 hours!
Kinkajou: *patrolling the halls, dragging a sick Winter behind her*
Qibli: It makes me feel a little bad for Winter, and think about how Aspen must be feeling this very moment.
Snap: I'd prefer not to think about girls having panic attacks.
Qibli: Good point.
Snap: I really hope she gets over it real soon. Well, we could always kill her with the machine gun.
Qibli: Or a teddy bear? *holds up teddy bear*
Snap: Don't be stupid, you can't kill ANYONE with a teddy bear!
Qibli: *yeets it at him*
Shard: *uses TV remote to pause time* You know those toy bears with the rock solid eyes? It's one of THOSE cursed things. *unpauses time*
*teddy bear hits Snap in the face*
Snap: *falls over*
Peril: K.O!
Snap: It was a lucky throw, the cursed eyes hit me in the nose!
Qibli: If it killed you, it can kill Kinkajou! *marches out*
Snap: Peril, will you do me a favour?
Peril: Hm? Oh, I guess so.
Snap: When Qibli's on the verge of dying can you scream out that I told him- Wait a minute, I can do it myself!
Qibli: *being cornered by Kinkajou*
Snap: TOLD YA QIBLI, HAVE FUN DYING!
Qibli: I wish I could.
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
