Lynx: What are you doing Turtle?
Turtle: Playing on the Nintendo I got at the first Championship of Randomness competition.
CB: Just because you won something doesn't mean you can-
CB: *deep breath*
CB: *screams* SIT IN MY CORNER!
Snap: Hi guys, I got two dares in the mail!
CB: OoooooooOoooooh! Lemme see!
Snap: NO.
CB: Buzzkill *pokes out tongue*
Snap: Idiot *pokes out tongue also*
CB: Grump.
Snap: Clueless RainWing.
Lynx: Guys, just stop calling each other names and open the letters.
Snap: *opens first one* It says I get to be King of the Jade Winglet for 5 chapters! Thx Maddeline0506!
Lynx: Oop, well, I'm outta here.
CB: *steals second letter*
Snap: *growls*
CB: It says that each of us have to kill the dragon they hate the most from Wolf_the_tribrid. Oho, you're SO dead, Snap!
Snap: Keep dreaming!
*later*
Moon: But I don't hate anyone!
Kinkajou: Darkstalker.
Moon: Oh.
Kinkajou: Scarlet.
Moon: Good point.
Kinkajou: Wasp, Cottonmouth-
Qibli: I think she gets it Kinkajou.
CB: Well, I've already decided who I'm going to kill!
Snap: Same.
Winter: Same! His name begins with a-
Umber: Q, we know it's Qibli.
Winter: Dang.
Snap: Now now, I'm officially the king of this winglet, so, the lot of you, just shut up.
*all miraculously do so*
Snap: Oooh, extended author powers? I could get used to this!
*the next day*
Kinkajou: So, Snap-
Snap: King Snap.
Kinkajou: King Snap, CB, how are you going to kill each other?
CB: Harry Potter style!
Winter: You're kidding me-
Snap: SHUT IT!
Winter: Shut what?
Snap: Your oxygen supply.
Winter: *drops dead*
Aspen: *yelps*
Snap: Anyways, *clicks*
*the whole cave becomes a random showdown scene from Harry Potter*
Snap: *whips out wand from nowhere*
CB: *whips out wand from nowhere*
CB and Snap: *back away to opposite walls*
Aspen: Winter, wake up!
Arachina: *kicks him*
Winter: I'm up, I'm here!
Aspen: Winter! You're alive!
Winter: I thought I was dead...
Aspen: *frowns* Yeah, good point.
Snap: Hmm, which spell should I use?
Qibli: *whispers* Abrakadabra.
Snap: Ok, ABRAKADABRA! *waves wand*
*silence*
CB: What the... AVADA KEDAVRA! (Killing curse) *waves wand*
Snap: PROTEGO! (Shield spell thing) *waves wand* I am SO going to kill you after I win, Qibli!
Qibli: *laughs*
*ten minutes later*
CB: Yeah, I know, killing the king of the winglet is a big deal, but it wasn't easy...
Lynx: Woooow!
CB: Just kidding, it was SUPER easy!
Aspen: Who's next?
Winter: Well, I'm ready to kill Qibli now.
Qibli: Can we have a pun battle and whoever loses gets shot?
CB: Yeah!
Winter: But I can't-
Lynx: Who votes for Qibli and Winter to have a pun battle?
Basically everyone: *puts talon up*
Winter: What- Who votes for us NOT to have a pun battle?
Aspen: *puts talon up uncertainly*
Winter: Yes! Minority rules!
Qibli: But I thought it was majority rules.
CB: Get into positions, you know the rules. I grab an object, say a sentence and the dragon picked says a replying sentence with a pun. Whoever successfully says the right pun for the most objects doesn't get shot! *grabs bottomless bag*
Winter: ...
CB: We're starting off easy, Qibli, you're up! *whips out pen* Qibli, what would you say if you ruined a surprise party I was planning for someone?
Qibli: I put a pent in your plans. *waggles around pen*
CB: Winter, you're next. *pulls out orange* If I came inside your house and stood by a chair, what would you say?
Winter: What is the point of this anyway?
CB: To not get shot.
Winter: Ok, fine. I think it's...
***
Qibli: Hey Aspen!
Aspen: Hmmph! *stomps past*
Moon: Qibli, maybe just let her be.
Kinkajou: You DID technically kill Winter.
Qibli: He should've known that the answer was 'citrus self down'!
Peril: I know how to cheer her up! *runs to Aspen* Hey, Aspen! Want to pop popcorn on my scales?
Aspen: ...
Qibli: Oooh, I've always wanted to do that!
Peril: Not you!
Aspen: *pushes Qibli into Peril*
Moon: *gasp*
Kinkajou: Ooooooo, Qibli's on fire!
Aspen: Now we're even.
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
