CB: WAKE UP WAKE UP!
CB: *sigh* Okay, you're ignoring me, that's fine... I'LL JUST PLAY THE TRUMPET IN YOUR EAR! *trumpet randomly spawns* Perfect!
CB: *plays horribly*
Aspen: Ack! CB, what in the three moons is going on?!
Kinkajou: Yeah!
CB: Here are your letters *hands them a letter each*
Moon: Aw! I bet it's that thing again!
Aspen: The thing?
Moon: That Championship of Randomness.
Aspen: *groan* You're probably right, you are the smart one.
Kinkajou: Am I the only one who thinks this may be fun?
*later*
Aspen: Sooo, my letter says right here.
*there's a plane in front of JMA*
Winter: What the f-
Shard: LALALLAALA!
Winter: -is that?!
Snap: It's a plane.
Winter: ACK! Where did you come from?! I mean, er, why are you here filthy hybrid?
Snap: *presses knife to Winter's neck* Watch your mouth, you'll be surprised what happens in the future.
Winter: *gulp* I mean, I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
Aspen: Winter, *sighs* please stop...
Winter: Well, he said that in the future he's Qibli's stepson. Anyone who is a technical relative of Qibli is my ENEMY!
Qibli: ... Rude.
Snap: I'm fine with you being my enemy, you suck anyway.
Winter: EXCUSE M-
Aspen: Stop it, both of you, Snap, what does the plane do?
Snap: *rolls his eyes* You sit in it, and it flys. Simple.
*later*
Snap: So, everyone strapped in?
Everyone: Yes!
Winter: THIS STUPID SEATBELT WON'T WORK!
Qibli: Um, I think it goes like this *calmly puts on Winter's seatbelt*
Winter: Er... I knew that, it was just broken..
Snap: The plane is about to take off!
*two hours later, in a field near Hornet Hive*
Aspen: That was the most horrible experience of my life.
Snap: *sarcastically* You're welcome.
Kinkajou: You're in a bad mood today.
Snap: You think? Anyway, of course, this is the Championship of Randomness!
*random applause*
Winter: Whoever's invisible and cheering for this weirdo, just stop.
Snap: Maybe you should just stop talking, now, today's competition is to see who can say the silliest or stupidest word! The prize is for the dragons known as the smart ones.
Umber and CB: Yay!
Moon: Ooh!
Snap: To remind everybody, the teams were the Starapples, with Moon, Kinkajou and Aspen, Group Walking Oven, with Peril, Turtle and Umber and The Penguins, with CB, Winter and Qibli.
Snap: I have a machine that rates your silly words out of ten, every dragon can say five words, at the end of the round whichever dragon scored the highest score gets a point for their team.
Qibli: I'm going to ace this!
Snap: First, mascots vs mascots! Starapples against Group Walking Oven!
Kinkajou: Oop, that's me and Turtle...
Snap: Fire your silly word away at the weird looking machine!
Kinkajou: BUMFUZZLE! ERF! BOGEYMAN! OOGABOOGA!
Aspen: ...
Turtle: Styrofoam.
Peril: Why-?
Turtle: It just sounds weird.
Peril: We're going to fail.
Umber: WHAT?!
***
Moon: Okay, after hearings about a hundred words like 'Hullaballoo' I feel sickened.
Kinkajou: Don't worry Moon! I just KNOW I've won you the prize this time!
Snap: Don't be so sure Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: Wh-Wha-
Snap: Just kidding, you won!
Kinkajou: *screaming* YES! MOON, ASPEN, WE WON!
*all the way in the Poison Jungle*
Sakura: I wonder what Aspen won, I should really go see later on.
*back in the field*
Moon: Hey Snap, what's my prize?
Snap: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I honestly thought CB's group was going to win, so the prize is a blender...
Moon: ...
Kinkajou: Leave everything to me, I'll take that blender and make great fruit smoothies for Moon!
Aspen: We can experiment what other things we can blend!
Kinkajou: Like ice and fruit!
Aspen: Like leaves and nuts!
Peril: Like fire and whatever is left of my brain.
Kinkajou: YESSSSS!
Qibli: I wonder what a meat smoothie could taste like!
Kinkajou: We're NOT doing that.
Qibli: Yet you'll blend Peril's brain with fire?!
Aspen: Last time I checked, you didn't win, you only spoke one word, remember?
*a while ago*
Snap: Mascots vs Mascots! Penguins vs Starapples!
Qibli: I only have one stupid/silly word to say. Winter.
Winter: WHY YOU-
Qibli: *gets tackled to the ground* Oh well, I tried.
CB: *feels her dreams of a blender slipping away*
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