Shard: the book has got 1k views! I guess the next goal would be 1.5k!
Snap: *runs into Winter and Qibli's room* HUZZAH!
Qibli: Hm? What the matter?
Snap: We have a dare for the first time in forever!
CB: *singing* FoR THe FiRST TiME iN FoReVeR-
Snap: Block your ears from the demon music!
CB: It's just a song from Frozen... What's the big deal?
Snap: *shoves her out of the room* Everyone has to eat their most loved thing!
*later*
*everyone is in the room*
Snap: *spins wheel* Okay! Qibli, eat your most loved thing!
Qibli: *wheels cannon in* I'm going to die...
*later*
Snap: While Qibli's finishing that, let's spin the wheel again! *spins wheel*
CB: Bye blender! *throws blender to Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: *eats it in one gulp*
Winter: You guys have no idea how scared I am!
Snap: *spins wheel* Aspen!
Aspen: *eats pot plant*
Snap: *spins wheel again* Umber, time to eat your loved thing!
Umber: *pales* Um, Snap...
Snap: Yes?
Umber: So, do you guys know that I REALLY hate rats?
Everyone: No...
Umber: Well, I do. But my most loved thing... Is my huge barrel of rat poison.
Snap: Er... I guess you've got to eat it.
Umber: But I'll die!
Snap: We don't know that for sure.
Aspen: Snap-
Snap: Shhhhh, I want to see this!
Umber: *eats the rat poison* Oh, nothing happened.
Moon: Thank goodness-
Umber: *drops dead*
*silence*
Snap: LET'S CELEBRATE!
Peril: You make me sick, Snap.
Turtle: Yeah, you make everyone sick.
Snap: I don't see anyone who's sick.
Aspen: Yeah, just Umber, lying dead on the floor!
Snap: There's a difference between being sick and being dead.
Aspen: But they have one thing in common!
Snap: What's that then?
Aspen: YOU CAUSE THEM!
Qibli: Oh snap!
Lynx: RIM SHOT!
Snap: And you know what else I cause? Chapter to end! *smashes Shard's laptop* GOODBYE!
Shard: Sucker! I've got an iPad too!
Snap: *smashes that too*
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