Snap: Ok guys, Shard is going to try and write FIVE dares in less than 1000 words, all in this chapter. Can she do it? Don't know, anyway, I'm hosting!
CB: But why?
Snap: Because we never see Shard anymore, she's always busy behind a screen, writing whatever we say.
Shard: Hi guys! I'm not busy, I could definitely host this chapter-
Snap: Erm, *pushes Shard out of the room* Now, first dare. *clicks*
Qibli: ACK! NOOOOO! THIS BRINGS BACK TRAUMA!
Moon: Oh, we're cats. This is not fine...
Aspen: I remember when Qibli got turned into a cat, Winter and I fought that day *licks her paw*
Winter: *chuckles awkwardly* Maybe we shouldn't bring it up anymore.
Peril: Can I still burn you guys?
Kinkajou: Oooo! I'd like to know!
Umber: I wouldn't.
CB: Hey, I wonder if cats really DO always land on their feet...
*later*
*on the highest mountain there is*
CB: Come on Turtle, you're a cat, you'll land on your feet.
Turtle: Firstly, they're paws, secondly, I'LL BREAK MY SPINE!
CB: Stop being dramatic *pushes him off*
Turtle: *ShRiEk*
CB: I just realised, if you take out the i in shriek you have a familiar ogre friend, Shrek!
Turtle: SHUT UP, I'M STILL FALLING OFF THE CLIFF!
*world starts shaking*
*Jade mountain*
CB: Why was I teleported here?!
Turtle: *shakily standing as a dragon again*
Snap: You're all here (and dragons again) because the dare is over.
Kinkajou: Already?
Turtle: Phew, I hated that dare so much!
Moon: What was so bad about it?
Turtle: CB pushed me off a cliff! I was going to die!
Winter: Easy, just use your wings!
Aspen: *facetalon* Cats don't have wings Winter...
Winter: Oh- STOP LAUGHING QIBLI!
Qibli: *chuckle* Fine...
Snap: Moving on, second dare *clicks*
Turtle: Tsunami?!
*Tsunami has appeared in the room*
Moon: What dare is this?
Umber: Nothing seems different.
*scream*
Peril: *runs into the room*
Tsunami: *screams*
Peril: I'M PERIL! NO NO NO!
Tsunami: Then who am I?!
Snap: You're Peril, of course, in Tsunami's body.
Peril (in Tsunami's body): So, your Tsunami?
Tsunami (in Peril's body): Yes! I hate this...
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...