Turtle: Help me get out of this cage!
Kinkajou: Just use your animus magic.
Turtle: *breaks down in tears* Showwww meeeee youuuu loooveee meeeeeeee!
Kinkajou: *melts cage with venom*
Turtle: Woohoo!
Moon: Who trapped you Turtle?
Turtle: Don't act like you don't remember, I literally screamed out that Umber trapped me last chapter!
*cages suddenly fall on them and they hear evil laughing*
Qibli: Hey, why are Winter and Aspen squished into one small cage?
*Aspen and Winter suddenly realising that and hyperventilating*
Umber: *evil laugh* I couldn't find enough cages for you all... I'm doing my dare, now for the fun part!
*thunder sounds and Anemone appears*
Anemone: Sorry, I have to turn you all into animals.
Qibli: Winter's already an animal.
Winter: *starts angrily hissing at Qibli*
Lynx: *pops out from behind Anemone* RIM SHOT! *disappears*
Anemone: *trying to find Lynx*
Peril: Gosh, that's so annoying.
Umber: Hurry up and turn them into useless monkies and such.
Anemone: *shrugs and is about to turn them into animals*
Qibli: *gasps* She was distracted when Lynx came!
Moon:We just have to make Lynx come and go enough to let us escape.
Aspen: But the only way to do that is...
Winter: to listen to jokes *groans*
Peril: I'm not putting up with that.
Qibli: Well, you've burnt my feelings.
Lynx: RIM SHOT!
Anemone: *gasp* I must capture this mad woman!
Moon: *trying to escape*
Kinkajou: *trying to melt her cage*
Umber: No! Focus, Anemone.
Anemone: Ok fine...
Turtle: Ack! We're all gonna die! My spirit will forever be drowned in sorrow!
Lynx: RIM SHOT!
Anemone: Huh?!
Moon and Kinkajou: *smirks at each other and continues to escape*
Winter: I'll never know what it's like to be frosted with love from my parents!
Lynx: RIM SHOT!
Kinkajou: *successfully melts Turtle's cage*
Peril: Idiots! Stop talking, we're all about to be fried! We were supposed to be cooking up ideas before we're toast!
Lynx: *popping up three more times* HAH! RIM SHOT RIM SHOT RIM SHOT!
Everyone: *manages to escape*
Back at Aspen, Moon and Kinkajou's cave.
Moon: Well done Peril! All those puns were genius, you saved us!
Peril: What puns?
Winter: I never thought I would say this, but puns saved my life.
Turtle: Aspen, Winter, you two can stop squishing together, you aren't in the cage anymore.
*Aspen and Winter realise that and immediately walked to opposite sides of the cave*
Kinkajou: Way to spoil the ship moment Turtle!
Qibli: Don't worry Kinkajou, I'm sure there's many more to come.
Kinkajou: Oh Cannon, I missed you so much! *hugs Cannon*
Qibli: *stares into his red eyes as Turtle plays horror music on a violin*
Turtle: What? Am I ruining the moment again?
Qibli: Nope *shudders and looks away from Cannon* you started the moment.
Turtle: *screams and drops violin* I MADE A MAJOR CHANGE IN THE UNIVERSE! I STARTED SOMETHING! *runs away*
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