Umber: Sooo... What are we in Hornet Hive for again?
Snap: Don't tell me you've forgotten!
Qibli: Forgotten what?
Snap: *facetalons* We come here for the Championship of Randomness!
Turtle: We don't have time for that!
Umber: Yeah! We're this close to healing Kinkajou from her frenzy thing!
Snap: Chill, I already healed Kinkajou, I'm using author powers to send her here right now!
Kinkajou: *appears*
CB: Let's go! It's my best friend!
Winter: *appears*
Aspen: *hugs him*
Everyone: Aww-
Snap: FOCUS! God, I hate that ship.
Qibli: Why?
Snap: NoReason!
Qibli: Hmmmmmm.
Snap: Anyway, this Championship, the prize goes to the leader!
Aspen: Ooo, yay.
Winter: Finally, I hope I get those sharp little blade things that cut through SandWings like bread!
Qibli: *gulps*
Peril: It had better be fireproof.
Snap: And the challenge is to smash as many things as possible in thirty seconds! In the field down there *points to window* There are 500 glass vases, 200 china cups and 150 porcelain cups. I will be keeping score.
Turtle: *raises talon* Excuse me Snap, but do they have different points? Like, are glass vases worth one point and china cups are worth-
Snap: No, they're all one point per vase or cup.
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Snap: Ok, wow. Some of you all really need to let your anger out.
Kinkajou: Why don't you try it too?
Snap: Oh... Well, I don't know..
Umber: Yeah!
Snap: Alright! *grabs the bat and starts violently smashing everything in sight*
Aspen: Starting the timer!
Snap: *smashes Moon over the head*
Qibli: Hey! How dare you-
Snap: *smashes Qibli over the head*
Kinkajou: Now wait just one minute-
Snap: *smashes Kinkajou*
Turtle: Snap, calm down-
Snap: *smashes all of them*
Shard: *appears* So, how are you going to get rid of the evidence?
Snap: *smashes Shard* *grabs oversized vacuum cleaner and sucks them all up* That's how.
Snap: Also, Shard is going on a tech-free two week holiday, so the book isn't going to be updated from the 9th of September to around the 14th.
Snap: Also, the winner was Winter, and he got a coupon for a full on one day JMA party.
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