Qibli: Ooooh, a letter. *grabs letter from Aspen*
Aspen: Hey! You don't get the letters, technically they go to me!
Winter: *tackles Qibli and gives the letter to Aspen*
Aspen: *reading it* Oh... It's a dare for Peril...
*Everyone stares at Peril*
Peril: What?! I hope whatever stupid scavenger sent this knows I can't touch anything flammable.
Aspen: Er- It's not about what you have to do, it's about what you have to say.
Kinkajou: Oh snap!
Peril: *screEEchEs* tEll MeH wHaT mY dUmB dArE iSSS!
Aspen: YouHaveToSayYesToEverythingAndStayTrueToYourWordForADay! *runs out*
Peril: So... I have to say yes to everything?!
Qibli: And stay true to your word!
Lynx: *randomly appears* This'll be fun! *disappears*
Peril: No. This will NOT BE FUN.
Kinkajou: Peril, you can't say no remember? Only yes.
Peril: *grumbles*
Umber: Peril, I'm sorry, but they're going to put you in peril... *giggles*
Lynx: *appears upside down hanging from a random vine in the room* RIM SHOT! *disappears*
Peril: PYSCHO!
Qibli: *starts posing* Peril, am I incredibly handsome?
Peril: *screams* CAN I DIE?
Shard: *speaking like a narrator* For the next 23 hours, things were pretty chaotic, a little like this:
Qibli: Hey, Peril, would you climb in this cannon to test if it works for me?
Everyone: *watching as Peril gets shot all the way to the Sky Kingdom*
Qibli: *yelling* Thanks Peril! Tell me where you land!
Kinkajou: Peril, some scary monkies have invaded some huts in the rainforest, could you deal with them for me?
Everyone: *watching as Peril gets beaten up by rabid monkies*
Kinkajou: Thanks Peril! Forgot to mention that they're fireproof!
Winter: Cook me some meat Peril!
[four seconds later]
Winter: *starts tearing up* You burnt my FOOOOOOOOOOD!
Moon: Peril, do you mind holding my books for a minute?
Shard: I don't even have to TELL you what happened after that!
Moon: Who are you talking to? Also, *takes deep breath* FIREEEEEEE!
*fourth wall crumbling*
Shard: Er- Nobody, ASPEN QUICK, THE DUCT TAPE!
Aspen: *runs in with duct tape*
Shard: *quickly covers crumbling wall with duct tape*
*fire melts duct tape and wall*
Shard: WHAT TYPE OF WALL IS THIS? I WANT A REFUND!
Aspen: Er- Shard, you didn't pay for any of this stuff, you stole it...
Shard: Oh yeah.
Shard: Let's go steal a fifth wall! *runs away*
Aspen: *turns to the dragons staring at them* I don't know her! She's a random dragon who I've never met!
[Back in the fancy office a while later with Shard still acting as the narrator]
Shard: Talk about betrayal! Anywho, this isn't about me, (unfortunately) this is about Peril. After almost a day of being chased around, doing stupid jobs and being used as a walking oven or a popcorn maker, Peril was exhausted.
Peril: *sleeping*
[All speaking at the same time:]
Qibli: Is she in a coma?
Kinkajou: Oh my gosh, we killed her!
Winter: She's faking it for attention, though, honestly, it looks pretty real.
Moon: She's just tired.
Turtle: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Umber: Dang, I had more corn to turn into popcorn, guess I can't sneak my way out of eating my vegetables now.
Aspen: *walks in* It has now been 23 hours and 57 minutes since I received the letter about Peril's dare-
Qibli: what letter?
Aspen: THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME.
Qibli: Ohhhh, that one. Kidding, sorry, don't remember.
Winter: How many letters do you steal?!
Qibli: I lost count around three years ago.
Aspen: Anyway, Peril only has one minute to say yes to everything, but I think you all should let her sl-
Everyone: PERIL! WAKE UP!
Qibli: We need to work on my canon! I could shoot you to Pantala!
Kinkajou: There's more monkies!
Winter: I'm hungry again!
Umber: Same!
Aspen: Three, two, one, 24 hours is up!
Peril: No, no, no and ... You guessed it, NO.
Everyone: *starts snivelling* But we neeeeeed you!
*One day later*
Kinkajou: I handled those monkies myself, but now I have all of these weird scars on my back...
Qibli: I handled my cannon problem myself too, I paid others to get shot out of a canon!
Kinkajou: *sarcastically* You know, that's SO selfless, that I'm naming my new pet monkey after your weird passion, Cannon! *holds out a monkey with red eyes*
Qibli: Er... *runs*
Umber: I faced my ultimate fear of vegetables and now I can eat corn, but I wish I could have popcorn again...
Winter: You know, scavengers invented something that makes popcorn, you want me to show you? I'll charge you two cows.
Umber: Deal, it's not like I'm trading my brother, Clay! *laughs because that actually happened to Clay oof*
Moon: I can just put my books on the floor- Wait, I feel a vision coming on!
[In her vision:]
Vision Moon: *puts books on floor while looking for new books*
Vision Coconut: *trips over the books and gets a concussion*
*timeskip in the vision*
Vision Glory: I sentence you, Moonwatcher the NightWing, to a lifetime of jail for killing one of my subjects!
[Vision ends]
Turtle: Moon? Are you ok?
Moon: Nevermind... I'm never putting my books on the ground again.
Turtle: Ok...
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
