Knowledge Juice

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CB: Knock knock.

...

CB: KNOCK KNOCK! *punches wall loudly* 

*it triggers an earthquake and the school starts shaking violently*

CB: Oops... WAKE UP!

Aspen: Um, yes CB?

CB: I was wondering if I could check the letterbox.

Kinkajou: That's all? Ooo, the earthquake stopped!

Moon: Come to think of it, what's an Earth?

*fourth wall starts tearing*

Shard: *appears and covers Moon's mouth with tape* Such a shame, Moon lost her voice, EVERYONE OUT EXCEPT CB!

*Moon, Kinkajou and Aspen walk out*

CB: *glances at Shard taping the wall then makes a dash for the letterbox* 

*one letter inside*

CB: *reads it* Oh, I've got to round up 4 guys to each go into a dangerous situation and possibly die! This is perfect!

Shard: Well, I made it myself, so naturally it's perfect.

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CB: Hey Winter!

Winter: *groans and flops onto his ice ledge* What do you want?

CB: Wow, you're grumpy today, where's Aspen?

Winter: With Qibli...

CB: Oh... perhaps I should take you to the prey centre to cheer you up, just come with me. *drags him away*

*later*

CB: *lurks in the shadows*

Turtle: *walking*

CB: *steps in front of him* Hi Turtle!

Turtle: *screams and faints*

CB: Erm, *looks around* I'll just... *drags Turtle away*

*after that*

Qibli: Okay Aspen, the catapult is almost ready!

Aspen: This is going to be SO MUCH FUN!

Qibli: I'm just going to get some food, if I'm not back in five minutes start it without me, okay?

Aspen: Sure!

Qibli: *walking along the hallway*

CB: *jumps out and punches him* That's what you get for cheating on Moon!

Qibli: But Aspen and I are just frien-

CB: *uses taser to tase him* Not anymore *runs away, dragging him away*

*after THAT*

Clay: PLEASE DO YOUR WORK!

Whole class: *ignores him*

Clay: That's it, I'm getting donuts. *walks out*

CB: *appears* I heard you were looking for donuts, right this way.

Clay and CB: *walk along in the hallway*


*10 minutes later in an empty classroom*


CB: Wait, so you all were hanging, or supposed to be hanging with a girl?

Clay: Only because Winter was supposed to be hanging out with Peril!

Winter: I was only going to hanging out with Peril because Qibli was with Aspen!

Qibli: I was only with Aspen because Moon said she was busy with TURTLE!

Turtle: I only asked Moon to hang out because Kinkajou was going to get lunch with Clay!

All: *start screaming at each other*

CB: Hey, HEY! STOP!

All: *fall silent*

CB: I originally decided to bring you all here for a dare, quite a dumb one actually-

Shard: RUDE!

CB: -But maybe we all should forget about it and make a dare for ourselves. 

Turtle: What do you mean?

CB: I think we should teach those girls a lesson!


*2 hours later*


Aspen: Um, CB, what are we doing here?

Kinkajou: Yeah, I was supposed to have lunch with Clay.

Peril: I wonder where Winter's gone... Wait, lunch with Clay?!

Aspen: Why would you care where Winter is Peril?! Come to think of it, Qibli said he was going to get food...

Moon: Why were you with Qibli?!

CB: Guys, stop arguing alright! I made some smoothies for you guys! 

Peril: *narrows eyes* Why?

CB: Oh, just my treat...

Kinkajou: Relax Peril, CB's just being nice. *takes a smoothie*

CB: Actually, I think you'll like this one. *hands her a different one*

Kinkajou: Um, sure.

CB: *gives them all smoothies* They're to make you smarter, give you more brains.

*five minutes later*

Aspen: That was delicious, what was in my smoothie?

CB: Winter's brain.

Aspen: *gasps*

Kinkajou: Er, what was in mine?

CB: Turtle's brain.

Kinkajou: *scream*

Peril: What was in mine?

CB: Clay's brain.

Peril: *screams and runs out*

Moon: W-What was in m-mine?

CB: Guess-

Moon: *sobs violently*

CB: Welp, see you all later! *slips into an empty classroom*

Qibli: That was genius!

Winter: Aspen will never hang out with Qibli again after that!

Qibli: But we're still friends though...

Turtle: What did you put in them?

CB: Strawberries, loads, a couple blackberries and a banana.

Clay: Yum, you got any left?

CB: No, but I can always make more!

All: *troop towards the blender*


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Shard: Hi readers. Next chapter I'm setting up a writing challenge for myself to see if I can write about the Jade Winglet doing five dares in less than 1000 words! I obviously need five dares, and that's where you come in, I guess.

Shard: If I get five dares before the end of this month then I will write the chapter and publish my wof comics onto DeviantArt and place the link for my DeviantArt account in my description.

Shard: Also please, as I have once (I think) mentioned before, please no kissing or marriage or anything like that dares, it's a little awkward... thx!

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