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Totally out of context


"My mom? Nah, she's a bitch. Left me on a planet to get diesel from the gas station when I was two...what can I say"

-Uzi


"I like June...wait no - I like blue...oh shit wrong word....I like everything...I mean yo-"

-N


"OMG, can I adopt the human kid....its so cute...take a selfie with me"

-Lizzy


"Born a bitch die a bitch"

-J


"I am fine...so fineeeeee. You know what? Pass me that drone, I feel like getting high. Gimme this one, its oil smells well fermented"

-V


"Oh shit, I overdosed on testosterone...I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WASN'T POSSIBLE" 

-Thad


"You guys are the @#$%^&*() parent figures ever"

-Charlie


"Meeeoooowwwrrooowww"

-Cosmo


"..."

-Solar


"You know what? I should have married the door instead? It's easy to understand and best of all...It STAYS WITH ME INSTEAD OF LEAVING WITHOUT A NOTE"

-Khan


"What the actual hell...drones can be horn-"

-Adam


"THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM ABANDONED YOU! GO CRY ABOUT IT"

-Rebecca


"Technically its SDR and SD-REB, cause she refused to have one letter for name. Petty ass bitch is so picky"

-R


" Lesbians are cool"

-Doll


"#PARENTISSUES ZESTY BESTIE"

-Tessa


"Don't look at me...I am so ugly...I AM A HUMAN"

-Random drone. 



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